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Krcma of Gourmets of Bratislava

(*Krcma = pub)

Except for drinking beer and fine food our pub is also a center of social life. Regular live concerts featuring Slovak and foreign rock scene and Jazz Thursdays with thematically moderated music are the most important parts of KGB social life. Because these activities are not the same as in many other pubs we prepared for you the most useful clothing for visitors of our pub including the uniforms of members of KGB, informers, officers and collaborators so you can know them as soon as they violate you and show them your respect.

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Animal lovers will also find here the rules of leading them to our pub.

The following material is the part of the KGB Guidebook, which knowing is the condition of entering our pub.

Our crew will verify your knowledge and also will automatically give you the protocol after drinking six beers.

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The daily working uniform made for diversion activities, intercepting and investigation. But you won´t find him in special places like our pub.		The evenings uniform made for rest of KGB members, or for social meetings with informal character. In our pub you may see them in the evenings hours.		Festive uniform of KGB member made for common social occasions. You may see this one in workdays after eight o\rquote clock in the evening.		Festive uniform made for special occasions. It´s wearing is ordered by the local chief with the secret command in daily news. You can find it often by Saturdays rock concerts.		Uniform used for combat activities of KGB members. If you meet him in our pub it means that it has just began. Or it´s a normal beer loving warrior that runaway from the battle field and stops for one drink.


The daily working uniform of KGB officer made for prepare of controlling and leading of KGB activities. In our pub you may find this one very rarely.		The evening working uniform made for KGB officers rest, or for meetings with informal character. In our pub you may find this one in the evening hours. A special accessory for this clothing are very suitable slippers.		The festive uniform of KGB officer made for common social occasions. This one you may find at eight o´clock in the evening. It is followed by lost StB* papers. (*StB = Secret state police in Czechoslovakia)		The festive uniform of KGB officer made for special occasions. It´s wearing is ordered by local chief by secret command in daily news. It is very comm on our Saturdays concerts.		The combat uniform of KGB officer. If you meet him in our pub it means that it has almost started or he´s just a beer loving officer that loves beer more than controlling of combat actions.


The KGB secret agents are trying to be inconspicuous. Their uniform is two in one. The festive and daily uniform, but he is trying to become a part of crowd. They have characteristically clenched fists. In our pub they sit on inconspicuous places.		Informer of the secret agent is wearing old parts of the secret agent´s uniform. You may identify him by characteristic smell of non-washed body. After your six beers he´ll sit to another table because he cannot understand you more.		Collaborator-confident is not taking very seriously in KGB. His uniform is adapted for this. He is always in a good mood, but not from beer. He is giving all his money he's getting for his denouncers to his bank account.		The festive uniform of the KGB cooperator made for special occasions. It is followed with torch working on alcalic batteries and defense shield whi ch is a symbol of his effort to find new collaborators.		In the occasion of order of secret actions, this uniform is used by administrative staff of KGB. Because they are not taught to use guns they are armed with simple homemade tools.


The working uniform of the KGB women agent. It´s made for common housework and for other diversion activities. You may find that she´s not a ordinary housewife from the KGB sign on her underwear. From this reason in our pub they never take their uniform off.		The common uniform of the KGB agent made for social occasions and to distract her victims point of view. As a help for this action she often uses her naked right wrist. You may find her in our pub the most frequently by the bar.		The festive uniform of the KGB agent used by the concerts in our pub. The hat is very goodly armed with direct oriented microphones, voice record equipment that\rquote s why she never take it off. She often uses it to make fake CD-s from our concerts.		The best dress for ordinary housewife for a visit of KGB. It is often used by coincidental visits and by short runaway from home range for a beer. It may be followed by bigger amount of shopping bags. Her husband´s absence in house is symbolized with using his shorts.		The most useful festive dress for housewives for visiting our pub. The dress is followed with the shopping bag and some household tool. These help to make a difference between the KGB woman agent and this woman. The most coolest thing on this dress is it´s completely inconspicuous look.


Elegant and very comfy dress of working woman for common days. It perfectly fits for working as a housewife but it´s also useful in her job. To make, her work done more quickly the dress is followed with leather whip that is very useful for better argumentation to her husband, kids and colleagues at work.		Ideal dress for ordinary woman for informal meetings for instance neighborhood meetings, beer in our pub etc. Leather whip shows to other people that she is a married woman. This makes this model very decent.		Dress that you should choose for social meetings, KGB concerts etc. It´s very subtly followed with hairpieces that are already "out" and with decent horse-riding whip which is often used for better argumentation to her man's accompany.		Dress for special festive occasions is with it´s decent look inflicted for all types of women. Leather mask will very subtly hide her non-perfect look of her face. Whip stays at home and it´s substituted with metallic spurs.		Chic uniform of working woman followed with automatic laser gun, gas mask with UV radiation filter #16. Prickles on her elbow are very softly let with nerveparalytic poison, which makes this model suitable not only for combats but also for having a ride in a mass transit or in queue of unemployed women.


Dolphin is very modest and that´s why is he very suitable for breeders-beginners. Suitable for walks in rainy weather and in spring floods. He´s very intelligent, so you have to be very cautious so everybody will be evident who´s breeding who.		With cow as a accompany for a woman we can suppose that they are both from the household. Cow is a very suitable accessory for less formal gowns and for neighbors visits. For visiting the cinema and for beer in KGB too.		The elegance of the horse may properly replenish the woman festive gown. Horse is particularly suitable for visiting the appearance of the chamber quartet. It may cause some troubles on the escalator and in the taxi. His frequent laugh exclude him from the funerals and funeral festivals.		Brown bear is an accessory for special festive occasions and with it´s decent look he is inflicted for significant social occasions and meetings, where he should lost himself in the crowd with his never-ending growl.		The ice bear is one of the most elegant domestic animals. He properly masks the bulkiness of the woman that is leading him. He is suitable as a accompany for cocktails serving on the Russian embassy on the Boris J. birthday.