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Ice Fishing

Hockey stick! Don't get Checked!

Oleg

A drunk decides to go icefishing. He heads out and finally finds a nice smooth patch of ice, and decides it is a good place to set up. He starts to drill a hole in the ice with his auger when a loud booming voice says, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"

So he stops drilling and looks around, but he doesn't see anyone. He moves a little ways and starts to drill again. The same voice booms, "I SAID THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"

He looks around, but again doesn't see anyone. However, he moves a little further and is about to drill again, but the voice immediately comes again, "THERE ARE NO FISH THAT ICE EITHER!"

Still drunk and now a little scared, the man says "God, is that you?"

"NO! I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS HOCKEY RINK AND I'M TELLING YOU, THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"

Hockey stick! Don't get Checked!

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