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Hockey Humor
Top Ten Cool Uses for Zambonis

Hockey stick! Don't get Checked!

10. Tie rookies up and drag them around the rink.

9. Chasing squirrels around the arena parking lot after practice!

8. Get a couple of them and DRAG!...

7. Doin' donuts at the face-off circles...

6. "Just wait until the next time Coach makes me mad!"...

5. "Aw Coach, I was just doing my Jeff Gordon impression!'.

4. Scaring the heck out of ice-level broadcasters and analysts!

3. "I just need it to smooth off my lake at home!"...

2. Provides a moving target for slap shot practice.


Hockey stick! Don't get Checked!


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