Top Ten Biggest Lies in Hockey
10. "We think the referee made the right call."
9. "That foot-in-the-crease" has really improved the game in many ways."
8. [Anything having to do with Mike Keenan]
7. [Anything having to do with press coverage of how salary negotiations proceed in a friendly manner]
6. "We think his agent advised him very wisely."
5. "Don't sweat it, kid -- we're just sending you down to the minors for a few weeks."
4. "Our players never take painkiller injections."
3. "I don't care if I am not scoring, so long as the team is winning."
2. "Honest coach, I only had two beers last night."
1. "Don't worry, my roommate is a really heavy sleeper."
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