Guts scale -
*no guts needed **some guts necessary ***your one gutsy dude! ö Just for fun

...at school

1. Raise your hand every time a teacher asks a question and If your called on insist you were just stretching. Do many times. **

2. Pass a class note asking everyone what they think the teacher has up their butt. *
If they teacher finds it ask them what it is. ***

2. Play a long distance game of tic tac toe or hangman — anyone except for the person next to you is fine. (Hence "long distance".) ö

3. Tap the person in front of you. When they look back look a different direction. Or be talking to someone next you and tap them and just continue talking to yuor friend. *

4. Use your pencils for the drums or play air guitar. Try to make an imaginary band. ö

5. See how many peices of gum you can get in your mouth and still chew. Use the wrappers to make necklaces. Have your friends do the same. Whoever has the biggest necklace (or biggest wad of gum in their mouth) is the winner. ö

....at Wal-Mart

1. Take books and put them in the food section and take food and put them in the book sections. *
Insist to a costumer that the chicken soup for the soul is a really good choice to get. **

2. Juggle plastic cups that look like glass. Drop one occasionally. **

3. When someone is right behind you or your in a crowded area just stop and do the funky chicken. ***

4. Ask an employee if they have any cans of whoop-ass. **

5. Change price tags from something little (like $.88) to something BIG ($288.00) *

....in the car/ bus

1. If your with a driver who likes to cuss a lot play the cuss game. Keep a tally on how many times they say each word.ö

2. Ask the bus driver where the seatbelts are. *

3. Put gum on the steering wheel ***

4. Play A bus session of truth or dare but only play Dare. If someone says truth try to get them thrown off the bus. **

5. Put glue on the bus drivers seat. ***

....at the mall (you gotta be talented to get bored at the MALL!!)

1. Play dress up in clothes you normally would never wear and take pics. ö

2. Go to all the food places asking for free samples, try orange julius and cinnabun! ö

3. Whenever a employee comes near say to yourself "what do you think of this Samantha?" and shake your head and say "I dont know (your name)" and continue the conversation until they go away.**

4. Go into a book store and read a whole book and tell the employees "You have to buy the books?! What kind of library is THIS?"**

5. Go into a toy store and ask if they have any toys. (thats lame I know)*

....In an elevator/ on an escalator

1. Stand right next to a person and smell their breath. Guess what they had for breakfest/lunch. **

2. If someones cell phone starts ringing proclaim its your shoe phone and take it off and say hello. And when it doesn't work say "Thats the last time I'm using THAT phone service!" ***

3. Sit down on the escalator and tell it what you want for Christmas. **

4. When someone gets in say "going down?" And pretend to shut the doors and push the button for them. **

5. Hum a catchy song until someone else is humming it too. Then move on to a different one. *

More when it comes to me......Andrea ö