Deramis' Underworld
*Evil voice speaks* INTRUDERS! You have entered the dark depths of HELL!!! MWAHAHAHA! *record skips* Hell Hel he eheh he zzzzzzzz.
Um...Ok people. Welcome to hell. Hades to be exact. If you've just come across styx, make sure to tip your boatman. If you already have your forms, please progress to the indicated area. Tartarus is to your left, the ellisian fields are to your right, and if your not sure yet then go to the waiting room and Creusa will assist you.-OH! Watch your step! Yeah, that guy's been there for a few days,don't worry about him.
Moving on. Wait! Wait a minute! You! You're not dead. Please, if your still alive then pick up a damn job application and make yourself useful! Sorry about that. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Deramis, newly converted immortal, and Hades employee. It's really not that bad down here once you get use to the smell. And the lack of sunshine, but I work in public relations so I don't miss much. Well, like I said, I'm kinda new here myself, but feel free to look around my little corner of the place. Just don't break anything, and if you run into Hades then just bow a couple times and hope he doesn't burn you to a crisp. :::smirks::: I'm kidding. On his good days the boss is actually only mildly repulsive and extremely on edge.Well go ahead. There's plenty to see.
Enjoy your stay in Hell:)
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