Ladies and Gentlemen, Boy and Girls, Children of all ages,
Welcome to My World
Ooh, looky another update. Aren't you thrilled. No? Figures. Anyway, some bugger hacked my e-mail and deleted it all, had to get a new address. Here it is. Johnny_Kanuck@canada.com
Okay, this might seem a little odd to you. It better anyway, cuz it seems really odd to me. It's approximately 2:00 am on Dec 06, and suddenly I'm inspired to write a poem. I don't understand it either. Weird shit. Anyway, here it is.
Okay, Here's the lowdown. My name is Dax. I'm 18, From Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada (The Greatest Country in the World.) I figured it was about time that I update this homepage, being that I graduated from highschool and all. I didn't want it to look like I was stuck in the past or anything. Not that anyone other than Declan ever visits my page more than once anyway, and he only does it cuz he has no life anyhow. What else is new you ask? (Or maybe you don't, but if you don't care, then you might as well leave, cuz I'm just gonna keep raving on about myself regardless of your shitty attitude! Heh Heh Heh!) Anyway, I'm working now, for a shitty company that only pays $6/hour, but eventually it'll pay for school cuz I sure as hell can't afford it without a job. It's bad enough that I've gotta pay rent just to live at home now too. So uh, if I can move in with you for free, drop me a line and let me know. We'll discuss it. Anyway, that's about it for now. I really don't check this page often. I spend more time with the Westside Scrub Page, (The link is below) And doing stupid shit like this ... Be seein ya.
Stuff That Doesn't Suck
You wanna know what kind of stuff I like? No? Well, screw you. I'll tell you anyway. So here goes . . . I love wrestling (I Suck at it, but I love it.). I like movies - especially cheesy horror flicks. For example, The Evil Dead (1 & 2), Army of Darkness (Bruce Campbell is hilarious), Dead Alive, Junk Like that. Music, you ask? I like Beastie Boys. ICP, Bloodhound Gang, Salmonblaster, Eve 6, Marvelous 3, Glueleg, Sky, Cowboy Mouth (I Like alot of music, okay?) I love south park, especially Terrence and Phillip Episodes (After all, they are Canadian!).I'm a reader - mostly Brian Jacques, and Robert Silverburg. Here's a picture of my friends Declan and Ben. Oh, and here's a picture of me so that you have some idea of what I look like. Warning: If You've got a weak heart, this pic is not for you. I am U-G-L-Y!!! It's Me!!!!
Links to My Favorite Sites
The Greatest South Park Page Ever
Badassmofo.com - These guys know their stuff
Best Chat Line On The Net
dlh.net - More Game Cheats Than You Can Shake a Stick At
The only Girl on the Planet who is EXACTLY as wierd as I am
This is the site that takes up most of my time now
Something you wanna say to me, punk?
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