[Speaking through a microphone]
"Good morning students and faculty, If I could 
have your attention please. As you may, or may 
not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for 
the rest of the week due to a throat infection.
Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as 
the school's lone administrator for the next 
few days."

"Though the policies set forth by Principal 
Cambell will remain the same, there will be 
some additional regulations you must also 
follow."

"Number one - smoking outside the 
administration building will only be allowed 
during lunch periods."

"Number two - the girls' showering facilities 
will be moved from the locker room into my 
inner office where I can watch the girls wash 
their breasts and buttocks while I play 
with myself."

"Number three - while showering, none of the 
girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh at 
the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me 
is also prohibited."

"Number four - girls are encouraged to wash 
each other freely as I build towards orgasm."

"Number five - while i am ejaculating, 
the boys gymnastic team must undress each 
other spread eagle in front of me and satify 
each other orally until I have completed 
ejaculating."

"Finally, rule number six - any student caught 
writing grafitti or defacing school property 
will be automatically suspended, unless they 
are masturbating."

"If you have any questions about these new 
regulations, I will be in my office spanking 
it with a thumb up my ass."

"Good day"