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Lyrics to The Cheerleader

[Sound of pom-poms]
Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] 
"Ok you guys, let's hear some spirit!"
[Performing cheer]
Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 
'cause we're the Tigers, we're out for 
vic-tor-y - Yeah!"
[No response]
Cheerleader: "Come on you guys! I wanna 
hear you!"
[Still no response]
Cheerleader: "Come on! The girls volleyball 
team's got a big game tonight! And we're 
gonna win 'cause we're the -"
Guy in crowd: "Sit down!"
Cheerleader: "You guys are assholes!" [Whining] 
"You think this is easy being a cheerleader!? 
Let's see you come down here and try it!"
Guy: "Shut up!"
Cheerleader: "You're the one who should be 
shutting up! This is my senior year of 
cheerleading and you're ruining it! I paid 
for my pom-poms with my own money." 
[Half-crying]
Guy: "You suck!"
Cheerleader: [Hurt] "I was gonna do a split 
for you guys, but now I'm not gonna cuz you 
guys don't appreciate anything."
[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
Cheerleader: "Owwww! Who threw that!? I'm 
gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!" 
[Whining]
[Crowd cheering softly in background]
Guy: "We're sorry."
[Pause]
Guy: "Just kidding, you suck!"
Cheerleader: 
[Half-crying] 
"Ahhaw..No..."