Adam: And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
diner.

Waiter: Hi, what can I get you today?

Excited Southerner: Hi, how are you...I was...if 
you could, tell me, if you...eh,
the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... 
a la carte, if you see the...I
saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, 
and the different entrees
with the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the 
the and...I'm watching my
weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you 
could broil...i-i-i-instead
of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted 
to mix the ketchup with the
may-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, 
could bring out a separate
plate for that with the chicken, your chicken 
fried steak...the blue plate
special, does that come with the soup of the day, 
or-

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

Excited Southerner: Hoooo...