M1: "Hey, it's great to have us all out on a 
road trip again this is gonna be fun"
[all agree]
M2: "Whoa,do you smell that skunk"
All: "Yeah
M2: "You know, even though it stinks it kinda 
reminds me of growing up"
[all agree]
M3: "It kinda reminds me of smelling weed"
[all agree]
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy"
[all agree]
M2: "It reminds me of smelling an ass"
[all agree]
M4: "It reminds me of smelling a 60 year 
old guys ass"
[car screeches, he drops out of the car]
M4: "Hey, screw you guys I am who I am 
deal with it"

M1: "I'm glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo"
M3: "Oh my God, that was a little out there, 
hey check out a water slide, man, those things 
always remind me of my 13th birthday party, 
remember that"
[all agree]
M1: "Hey, it reminds me of that girl I met 
last year who was a lifegaurd at one of those 
things, she was unbelievable"
[all agree]
M2: "Hey, it reminds me of that rich girl 
I went out with and when her dad went out 
of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi"
[all agree]
M3: "It also reminds me of the time I saw 
a 60 year old guy slide down one of those 
things and he was going so fast his bathing 
suit fell off, and I just stood there at his
big beutiful hairy balls flopping around, holy 
geez I wanted to lick em'"
[car screeches he drops out of it]
M3: "I hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin' 
that"

M2: "I always knew that guy was a little wierd"
M1: "Hey, there's a pizza place it smells awesome"
M2: "It reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place"
M1: "It reminds me of my first date with this 
girl named Ginger, I took her to a pizza place"
M2: "Hey, it also reminds me of the time I 
ate a slice of pizza, and then went over to 
a 60 year old man's house and made him fuck 
me in the ass in front of his kids"
[car screeches, he drops out of it]
M2: "Hey don't get all hitey mitey he wanted 
me to do it"

M1: "Man they were all crazy, hey, what's 
that"
Cow: "Moo"
M1: "Oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh"
[car chrashes]

"Hey that last skit was written for a reason, 
if any of your buddy's have fooled around with 
a 60 year old man, don't throw them out of your 
car, or you will die, now enjoy the rest of the 
album."