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^{He
Has Appeared in so many Classic Films both Horror and otherwise, that
his momentous and voluminous and glorious Filmography would be too long
to list. (Not
that it isn't a Great Read its just Im too drunk to type the whole
thing ok!)}
^{He's shared
the screen with the Greats

Ray Harryhausen,

Larry,Curly and Moe,

Vincent Price.

Price Co-starred with me, (i mean Him) in}
^{House
on
Haunted Hill(1958),

I must say that Dead wouldn't ever have taken that role if Castle had

been up front abought Price stealing the top billing, How dare he
!

I.....(er)........

Dead is the GREATEST STAR to ever grace the silver screen!

Although typecast in Spooky Skeleton roles Dead IS LEADING MAN
material....

ARE YOU LISTENING HOLLYWOOD?!!!!!!!

Being an UNDEAD-AMERICAN ,Dead has hit the "Glass Coffin Lid" of
Hollywood for most of his illusty career.

Now in this Fucking day of CGI i cant get any job better than coHosting
some of the very movies that made me a star , AND made Hollywood, I
made Price! I made Karlof and Lugosi.....ME!!!!!

What thanks do I get?

I was reduced to supporting roles in those Damn Sinbad
Movies!!!!! and Jason and The Argonaughts...WHAT THE FUCK IS AN
ARGONAGHT CAN SOME ONE TELL ME PLEASE.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SINBAD DAMNIT!

OH FORGET IT JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!

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