He
Has Appeared in so many Classic Films both Horror and otherwise, that
his momentous and voluminous and glorious Filmography would be too long
to list.(Not
that it isn't a Great Read its just Im too drunk to type the whole
thing ok!) He's shared
the screen with the Greats
Ray Harryhausen,
Larry,Curly and Moe,
Vincent Price.
Price Co-starred with me, (i mean Him) in House
on
Haunted Hill(1958),
I must say that Dead wouldn't ever have taken that role if Castle had
been up front abought Price stealing the top billing, How dare he
!
I.....(er)........
Dead is the GREATEST STAR to ever grace the silver screen!
Although typecast in Spooky Skeleton roles Dead IS LEADING MAN
material....
ARE YOU LISTENING HOLLYWOOD?!!!!!!!
Being an UNDEAD-AMERICAN ,Dead has hit the "Glass Coffin Lid" of
Hollywood for most of his illusty career.
Now in this Fucking day of CGI i cant get any job better than coHosting
some of the very movies that made me a star , AND made Hollywood, I
made Price! I made Karlof and Lugosi.....ME!!!!!
What thanks do I get?
I was reduced to supporting roles in those Damn Sinbad
Movies!!!!! and Jason and The Argonaughts...WHAT THE FUCK IS AN
ARGONAGHT CAN SOME ONE TELL ME PLEASE.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN SINBAD DAMNIT!
OH FORGET IT JUST GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!
