Prince William

STATS: 21 years old; 6'3" tall
RESIDENCE: Currently between U.K. residences
EDUCATION: Considered dropping out of
the University of St. Andrews,
but "I definitely realized that I had to come back."
PETS: Has a black Lab (Widgeon), whom he is said to
spoil. Friends say that if there is a dog in the room the
prince is likely to make a beeline for the pet when he enters.
WHAT HE EATS FOR BREAKFAST:
A bacon roll at the Rusacks Hotel, St. Andrews
DOMESTIC SKILLS: "I get very carried away, you know, just
food shopping," he says. "I buy lots of things and then go back to the house and see the fridge is full of all the stuff I've just
bought. . . . I cook quite regularly [for his housemates], and they cook for me. . . . We tend to have chicken, curries and pasta." 5
MACHO SKILLS: Can haul heavy boardwalk
WILD LIFE: Shoots game in Norfolk, England.
PREFERRED HEADGEAR: Baseball caps
MENTOR: P. Charles
FAVORITE HAUNTS: St. Andrews pubs
Ma Bells and the Westport,
and London restaurant Nam Long-Le Shaker
CHARITABLE CAUSE: Homelessness
(carrying on the interests of his mother, he is spending time with a charity in Wales to mark his birthday)
IN TROUBLE: In 2001 , William was accused of blasting a sacred ibis while hunting during his conservation
holiday in Kenya. (See also road-rage incident, p. 63.)
TASTE IN WOMEN: Blue-blooded babes
HAS ALWAYS ASPIRED TO: Ordinariness
HIS RAT PACK: Plays rugby with the
Rat Pack, a seven-a-side
team at college.
VIVE LA DIFFERENCE:
Says "Cheerio."
HIS FUTURE: Throne of England.

Ashton Kutcher

STATS: 25 years old; 6'3" tall
RESIDENCE: A Los Angeles home
EDUCATION: Dropped out
of the University of Iowa
his freshman year.
GOING PUBLIC:
Modeled
in Milan in 1997
PETS: Owns black Lab (Willy Wonka) and
golden retriever (Mr. Bojangles). "I don't think you
can live a good life without a dog," he says.
WHAT HE EATS FOR BREAKFAST: A 20-oz. mocha blend from the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf
DOMESTIC Skills: "I can cook whatever you want," he says. "If I would cook you chicken, I would
marinate it, grill it and serve it with green beans and
a casserole. And maybe some peaches and cottage cheese on the side to round out the plate."
MACHO Skills: Has carpentry
experience (he built his own deck!)
and can fix cars.

Wild LIFE: Skinned deer for a butcher shop.
PREFERRED HEADGEAR: Trucker hats
MENTOR: P. Diddy
FAVORITE HAUNT: Dolce Enoteca,
a restaurant he co-owns
in L.A. with four partners
CHARITABLE CAUSE: The Transplant Patient
Support Fund at the University of Iowa (his twin
brother, Michael, had a heart transplant in 1991)
IN TROUBLE: Arrested for vandalizing high
school soda machine during his senior year at Creek-Amana High School in Tiffin, Iowa.
TASTE IN WOMEN: Hollywood hotties
HAS ALWAYS ASPIRED TO: Fame

VIVE LA DIFFERENCE: Swept dust off the floor at a Cheerios factory.
HIS FUTURE: Dude, Where's My Car 2