1-I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have strange gods before me, unless small hats is your thing

2-Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord they God in vain to anyone buy a priest

3-Remember thou keep holy the Sabbath Day, or burn in hell

4-Honor thy father and thy mother one tuesdays at 3:30.

5-Thou shalt not get caught killing

6-Thou shalt not commit adultery ALOT

7-Thou shalt not steal cheap stuff

8-Thou shalt not bear false witness against straight neighbors.

9-Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife in front of one's wife or neighbor.

10-Thou shall take thy neighbors good during the night only

11-Thou should blow me