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::Forward:: The World Wrestling Federation had another fantastic week of action of Smackdown, After the split, both Raw and Smackdown are great shows with high ratings. Smackdown the past week had one of the best superstars Booker T defeating Ultimate Warrior. In a great Tournament match it was for the World Title Race, Booker T, the 5 TIME FUCKING WCW CHAMPION!! has advanced. This week on Smackdown, the 28th of 2003. Booker T will take on a tough steroid fag Scott Steiner. The only reason this scum-bag is so strong is because, STEROIDS. Booker T and Steiner will fight for a position in the semi finals of the World title race for Smackdown, what a match this will be, stay tuned until the 28th. ::Forward::

::Scene:: The Scene opens up in a gym, not just any gym, BUT BOOKER T's famous 'bookster's gym' the gym in his house, the one that only is used for the 5 time WCW champion. We have Booker T working out in the gym of his, Bench pressing is what the Bookster is currently doing. Booker T finishes off, and takes his water bottle and gets a drink from it, then we hear voices and we see GOLDUST RUNNING INTO THE GYM ROOM!!!  ::Scene::

'The Golden One' Goldust: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: WHAT THE HELL GOLDIE!! what are you DoING!!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: LOOK AT MY MUSCLES BOOKER!!!!

::Scene:: Goldust is seen with a costume on, its not the GOLD COSTUME, ITS A MUSCLE COSTUME!! HAHAHAHA!!!! WE CAN HEAR BOOKER T CHUCKLE!!!  ::Scene::

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! GOLDY!!!! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: Booker!! ARE YOU MY FREAK!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: HAHA!!!! nah dawg, BUT YOU MAH SUCKAAAAAA

'The Golden One' Goldust: NO!!! YOUR MY FREAK DAMN IT!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Goldy, why you wearing this muscle costume man?

'The Golden One' Goldust: BECAUSE I AM BIG PAPPA PUMP SCOTT STEINER!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: nah dawg, your BIG PAPPA PUNK!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: PUMP!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: PUNK!

'The Golden One' Goldust: PLUMB!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Plumb? What in the....

'The Golden One' Goldust: YEAH!!! THE STEROID GAYZILLA BIG PAPA PLUMB!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: HAHA Goldy, enough of the crap, We gots to get goin dawg, Smackdown aint far away, just a couple of days man, we gots to get ready cause you know dawg, our flite is tomorrow.

'The Golden One' Goldust: WHAT!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Our flight is tomorrow!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: I THOUGHT WHERE ALREADY AT SMACKDOWN!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: What chu talkin about?

'The Golden One' Goldust: I THOUGHT SMACKDOWN IS TODAY!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: well you thought WRONG!

'The Golden One' Goldust: GOLDY!!! YOU IDIOT (talking to himself) YOU LIED TO YOUR GRANDMA!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: HUH!!?

'The Golden One' Goldust: (still talking to himself) HOW DARE YOU LIE TO YOUR 87 YEAR OLD GRANDMA!!! YOU GOLDISH FREAK!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Umm Goldy? Who you talkin too?

'The Golden One' Goldust: UHHHHHH, what are you talking about Booker? I am not talking to anyone, DO YOU SEE ME TALKING TO ANYONE!?

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Umm, you takling to yourself?

'The Golden One' Goldust: NOOOOO, what the hell is wrong with you?

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Werent you talking about your grandma just now dawg?

'The Golden One' Goldust: UHH NOOOOO...DID WARRIOR give you a kick to the head? Because lately, your freaking me out!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: HUH! NO! ITS YOU!! lately, your acting 2 faced. what is wrong with you? one minute your being the character I face, and then you turn into yourself and act like you dont do this...

'The Golden One' Goldust: Booker, wake up, stop sleeping so much, the fact of the matter is this, your facing Scott Steiner this week, and well, YOUUUUUUU the 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION!!!!!!!! will beat him, like you did to The Crock, and the Indian MOCK MAH GANDI WARRIOR DUDE!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: riiiiiiiight, now can you dig that Goldy?

'The Golden One' Goldust: AYYYYY KARAM-BAAAAAAAAAA I CAN DIG THAT BOOKY!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: BOOKY?

'The Golden One' Goldust: THATS RIIIIIIIIIGHT!!! THE GOLDY AND BOOKY CONNECTION!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Right, well dawg, lets talk about Steiner...

'The Golden One' Goldust: Oh the steroid freak, didn't he beat Ultimate Warrior last week...

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: UHHHHH, Goldy, I, BOOKER T!! THE 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION BEAT ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I DONT REMEMBER THAT!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: WHAT!! I BEAT HIM!!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: NO!! You beat GOLDBERG!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Goldy, enough of the crap dawg, we all know, I beat the Warrior, and Steiner, the steroid addict, beat Goldberg...

'The Golden One' Goldust: WOW!!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: WHat?

'The Golden One' Goldust: I just realized something...

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: What goldy, what!?

'The Golden One' Goldust: That Steiner guy takes steroids!!

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: OH MY GOD GOLDY!! we are right now, TAKING YOU IN THE DOCTORS, I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: Ohh, are you checking your brain?

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: NO!! WE ARE CHECKING YOURS, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU GOLDY, AND I AM NOT LIKING IT, WEATHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, WE ARE HEADING INTO THE HOSPITAL!!

'The Golden One' Goldust: calm down...

::Scene:: Booker T looks real pissed, he then speaks again as Goldust listens.  ::Scene::

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: Listen Gold, gold, GOLDY! we are heading into the hospital tonight, we are going to check on your brain dawg, cause I KNOW there is something wrong with it, and it aint me, ITS YOU! Then tomorrow, we gon' head to Greenwich Connecticut, we're the areana is for Smackdown, then dawg, I'll be facing that punk ass Scott Steiner, and whip his punk ass. Imna be whipping that steroided freaks ass all over the ring, cause i am a 5 TIME!! 5 TIME!! 5 TIME!! 5 TIME!!! 5 TIME WCW CHAMPION!!!! SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAA.....

'The Golden One' Goldust: WHAT EVER!!!....

'The 5 Time WCW Champion' Booker T: NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT...........SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

'The Golden One' Goldust: Not the hospital part....

::Scene:: Booker T then looks at Goldust a bit pissed off, Goldust looks at him back like a damn idiot. The scene ends as the camera turns black.  ::Scene::

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Booker T's Suckas: The Rock, Ultimate Warrior,