Welcome to Die, Howdy, Die, the site dedicated to the pure evil that is Howdy, and his hopeful immenent departure from the Ham-Ham gang. Howdy, being the pure realization of all that is evil, has single-handedly made Hamtaro unwatchable. From his squinting to his annoying as all hell accent and so called "rapier-wit", Howdy has given many a child nightmares.
First, let us compare Howdy to an ideal hamster.
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Accent |
Annoying as ALL HELL. |
Not annoying at all. |
Personality |
Grating as ALL HELL. |
Not grating at all. |
Talking |
Talks TOO GODDAMN MUCH. |
Doesn't say much. |
Carries a freakin' BROOM |
Yes. |
No. |
Wears a freakin' APRON |
Yes. |
No. |