WANTED: Shaved! D. Snatch
NAME:Shaved! D. Snatch
AGE: unknown
DOB: we're still working on it
HEIGHT: 3-6"
WEIGHT: 1-3 lb.s
EYES: None
Distinguising Marks: Killer Smile,
prickley stubble
CLUES: claims to be fluent in Spanish, has been known to wear a goatee while incognito
TATTOOS: KNOB HILL
AKA: Baldy, Nubs, snatcher on the sly
As seen on Solve the Damn Mysteries on May 15, 1998
SYNOPSIS: Shaved! snatch is wanted for fraud and suspicious arousal. The trail of deceit began just 6 months ago, and the comings and goings of this wanted female felon are sporatic and random. Her victims are found by way of the Internet HiWay and to date there have been no survivors. She displays carnal intent just prior to bilking the unsuspecting with erroneous information. The modus operandi: tacky and meaningless puns and double meanings. If you should encounter this subject, please do not attempt to detain her, she is cunning and extremely aloof.
If you have any information about Shaved! D. Snatch, please contact the
FBI or call any local Hair Salon @ 1-800-ihav-seen-the snatch.
