SO? YOU WANNA BE A MEMBER!??

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The Rules!

You Have What is takes? to be a Snatchy? DIVA???

Yada, yada yada....so you all know what a damn webring is...this is just another...but totally meaningless...and totally bogus. But go ahead! Enter anyways! And Ck BAck to see if you MET the qualifications! Trust me...it ain't easy and it wasn't meant to be. I like to think of it as Weeding the Women *chuckle*. This Webring is kinda very totally different. How many of you ~think~ you're just about the hottest thing on the net? but so far haven't sold any nudie pics yet or are just to humble to say! "HEY! TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT I GOT!???" That brings us to the RULES!!...

1. Ya gotta include your pic! clothed please! 'cause i really don't wanna see what ya got! 'cause i KNOW! what ya got!...'cause i've GOT what you've GOT! get it?

2. Ya gotta be absolutely and without a doubt drop dead gorgeous! according to my standards of course! *snicker*!

3. Ya gotta be an adult! and ya gotta be a FEMALE no hermaphrodites! please....or men all dressed up with no where to go! If you're tuckin' bowling balls between your legs and posing....forget IT!

4. Ya gotta be Einsteinette Brilliant! You'll have to have your I.Q. of at least 140 validated by NO less than three sources. If ya ain't smart! NO way can you be considered!

5. Ya gotta possess Attitude ! Your nose should be in the AIR! and not up someone's butt!

6. Ya gotta have at least 3 personal references who can validate and attest that you haven't blimped out since that d.d.g. (drop dead gorgeous) pic or that you haven't had one of those damn MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL OR ELSE professional jobbers, where they cover all acne, scars, and hairs growing unaturally outta some place on your face.

7. Ya gotta send me a cashiers check for $1000....opps...scratch that one....dues come later! *wink*

8. Ya gotta be liked by ME! ...'cause if i don't like ya! you're S. O. L.! (shaved! and outta luck!)

9. Ya gotta NOT be a virgin! No virgin is eligible for membership!

10. and last! but not least... Ya gotta Shave! and not just legs...armpits...or eyebrows! *W*

Keep in mind! This is an extremely exclusive web ring and MANY Do NOT qualify. If for some reason you are turned down, file your appeal with the A.S.P.C.A 'cause that mean's you're a dog *bow non-Wow*!

How To Join The Ring:

STEP ONE:

Submit site to Snatch! Diva
Owner's Name:
Site Title:
Site URL:
E-mail:
Password:	Please choose a password. (Don't forget it!!)

Keywords:	Enter up to 20 keywords to describe your site.
Description:	Enter a short description of your site.

OH! and....i can make up any new rules i want as they need to be made! 'cause i CAN! that's why!