You Know You Are Obsessed With Schwarz When...
1) You dye your hair orange, silver, brown, or black so you can match your favorite Schwarz boy (Waah! I'm guilty! Guilty! No, not that guilty....)
2) You obsess over knives. *sweatdrop*
3) You bring Weiß Kreuz to school/work and watch it during lunch hour/force other (non-anime) people to watch it. (I think I scare the Biology teacher...)
4) You go to school/work EARLY so that you can watch Weiß Kreuz.
5) You doodle Schwarz boys during school/work (I do it both places... and my boss caught me once)
6) You get into a fight with your Aya-obsessed friend about whether or not Farfello looks like Ashitare from FY. (He soooo doesn't. Comparing them is an insult to Far-chan.) Of course, the friend, being Aya-obsessed,
is a know-nothing dinosaur, wouldn't know taste if it bit her on her--hey, hey!
Oi! Don't talk about her like that! She's your friend, too, you know! Oh, you know me, I say bad things about everyone--it's part of my charm.
7) You mutter 'Schu-sama' under your breath so much that people think you're obsessed with shoes. Well, how are they to know you don't mean "schuh?"
8) (the really obvious, over-used one) You do fan art/fan fics/lists like this to the Schwarz boys.
9) You get a Japanese language program on your computer just so that you can go to the Japanese Weiß Kreuz pages... even though you don't understand Japanese.
10) You wonder where you could find a coat like Schu-sama's or like Farfie's...
11) You ask this person you know with the last name Crawford if he has any relatives with the first name "Bradley" working in Japan.
12) You download the openning animation to "Velvet Underworld" just so you can watch those 6.4 seconds of Schwarz boys. (Yes, that is the real number, thank you for asking)
13) You accidently use up all the space on your computer with downloaded Schwarz pictures.
14) You start wearing a head band/bandages/glasses. Alright, I finally bought a collar. ^^ And I'm proud of you for it!
15) Your parents actually know who Schwarz is.
16) So much German slips into your every-day talk that your World History teacher picks up on it and starts to correct your mispronunciations. Not to mention one of your fellow mikos . . .
Uresai!
17) You learn so much German that you start to correct your World History teacher. You, correcting sombody's German? This I gotta see.
Oh, hush. Go bother the Aya-obsessed girl.
18)You nearly die from a heart attack when you realize Crawford isn't the only one from Schwarz in the second Weiß Kreuz openning.
19)You begin to convert people to Weiß Kreuz... even though they hate anime. *sigh* I can't believe I know people like that....
20)You watch anime other than Weiß and instantly believe that everyone in the series is trying to look like a Weiß character. (Like the Chibi-Brad in "Miyu." *nods* Exactly.)
21)You pray to Schwarz for good grades. (It works, I tell you!!)
22)You and your friend (yes, I'm talking about you, NnM) start to sing the Weiß oppening and are told that you need to do kareoke at the next con ^^. ^.^' Heh, heh, heh....
23) You obsess over Schwarz so much Aya-obsessed girl decides that Schuldich really is hot and tries to steal him from you.
24) You begin to worship one or more of the seiyuu's who do Schwarz. (Hikaru-sama!!!) You've sunk to a new low. *grins and flashes "V" sign*
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