I'll tell you what love is. It's blind devotion, unquestioning self humiliation, utter submission, trust and belief against yourself and the whole world giving up your heart and soul to the one who hurts you.~Great Expectations, Charles Dickens
True love doesn't hurt it kills.
I wish I had the guts to walk away and forget about what we had. But I can't because I know you won't come after me, and i guess that's what hurts the most.
I'm not afriad to be alive...I'm afraid to be alone.
I know i should get over him, but i just can't seem to. Maybe that's becase you can never get over something that was never really yours.
How come you have enough time to make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time for the one who already does.
It is by chance you met him, by choice you become friends and by fate you became soulmates.
Whatever he was to the world he was everything to me.
If i picked up a stone for everytime I thought of him i would have the world in my pocket and him in my heart.
I dont' miss him.... I miss who i thought he was.
It doesn't take too much to rip us to pieces.
When i see you smile and know it's not for me. That's when I'll miss you.
my turtle ate my gerbil
~moxy fruvous,the kids song
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I--
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
~Robert Frost, the road not taken
be careful what you wish for you just may get it
~unknown to me
To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
No one promises us tomorrow
See yourself for what you are, not what others try to make you.
In case of emergency, break glass. Scream. Bleed to death
Is a juggler just a talented individual or a schizophrenic playing catch?
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
Suppose there were no hypothetical questions?
There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics.....Oops.
A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many Optimists.
Ah, but they're cute small furry instruments of the devil.
The weak conform, the strong survive
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to reform.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have one.
Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it doesn't stop a wise man
~Harry Anderson (Night Court)
Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.
Don't be afraid to take a big step. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
~David Lloyd George
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
They say miracles are past.
~William Shakespeare (All's Well that Ends Well)
Success is dependent on effort.
"Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be; and if it were
so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."
In the end, everything is a gag.
Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.
There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.
Every problem has a gift for you in its hands.
Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.
Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
~Ludwig von Beethoven's last words
Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
The question is not whether we will die, but how we will live.
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Let these describe the indescribable.
Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
~Thomas A. Edison
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning.
What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight it's the size of the fight in the dog.
~Dwight D. Eisenhower
A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are wiser than we know.
Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak.
Starnge how laughter looks like crying with no sound. Raindrops taste like tears with out the pain
It's amazing that the one thing that brought us closer qas the same thing that tore us apart.
IN every life there is one great love, and one unforgetable heartbreak
The best feeling in the world is to be millions of miles away and still be able to picture his eyes
You've never seen a street like Sesame Street. Everything happens here. You're gonna love it!
~gordon on sesame street the first episode
All i need is some beaks, some feathers, and a cirriculum
I can't hear you-i've got a banana in my ear
Anywhere i am is here.Anywhere i am not is there
I guess it's better to be who you are. Turns out people like you best that way, anyway.
~ big bird
we superheros bruise easily, you know
there is joy in everything
everyone is the same, and everyone is different
~ sesame street
friendship conqueres all
~ big bird and snuffleupagus
pip pip, and good evening. Alastair Cookie here. ME delighted to welcome you to Monsterpiece theatre
don't be afraid to show your emotions-whenever and wherever possible.
grouches are born to yell
muppets are people too
~roger ebert, on what he learned from sesame street
I love galoshes they give me a thrill cold mashed potatoes i can't get my fill i go for plumbing and i always will i'm square i'm square
what is this? a hundred glamours pigeons and no one wants to look at them!
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
What broke in a man when he could bring himself to kill another?
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Think, or be damned.
I do not seek, I find.
Drink to me.
~Pablo Picasso's last words
Knowledge is true opinion.
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary....
~Edgar Allan Poe
Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate.
A singer can shatter a glass with the proper high note,he said, but the simplist way for anyone to break a glass is simply to drop it on the floor.
~Marius in The Vampire Lestat by Anne Rice
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.
~George Bernard Shaw
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
~The laws of Manu
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
Character is who you are when no one's watching
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
~H. L. Mencken
Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.
I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.
Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself.~
The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
~ Lawana Blackwell
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Jealousy is all the fun you think they had.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Laughter is by definition healthy.
~ Doris Lessing
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
~e e cummings
Don't be somebody's slogan, because you are poetry.
You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength.
~ Henry Adams
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship--never.
~Charles Caleb Colton
Unable are the Loved to die
For Love is Immortality.
Love won't be tampered with, love won't go away. Push it to one side and it creeps to the other.
Hope you liked it. NOW SCRAM!
oscar the grouch
to be cont.