What is a Heterophobe?
I heterophobe is, well, the opposite of a homophobe. We are homosexual couples who are afraid of those strange straight people and their ways. They are offensive and rude for making their displays of affection so public, while shunning what is perfectly normal--- us. They are to be avoided at all costs.
How can I spot a Heterosexual?
Unfortunatly, they are everywhere. They work with us, they go to school with us, and at the gym they even shower with us. The only positive way to spot a heterosexual is if they are with their partner, which will be of the opposite sex. They may be just walking together, talking, holding hands, kissing, or doing GOD KNOWS what else in our public places! Trust me, you'll know one when you see one.
What can I do to Help rid the world of Heterosexuals?
Once more, quite unfortunatly, there is nothing we can do. We can call them names, throw things at them, beat their naturally concieved children, and run them out of our neighborhoods and towns, but they will always exist. No matter what, somewhere in the world, there will be at least one straight person who can't be stopped... reproducing his or her straight children, speaking lisp-free, and shunning Barbara Streisand movies. All we can do is pray for the mercy of the souls of our children. Thank you and God's Speed
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