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Many of you, having read the story that tells what the mank is may well wonder why it has been felt necessary by the three to bring this issue to public attention on this lavishly designed and stupendously attractive web page. The reasons are manyfold, but there is one main cause for the work to which you now bear witness.......
The Mank disappeared.
Yes indeed, despite the bravery and sacrifice of the three in their fight against the malevolant Mank, it's evil was not to be subdued. In fact a mere couple of days later there was nought to be found at the spot where the seemingly defeated pudding-based paragon of supreme nastiness had lain on the pavement but a rather revolting stain on the public footpath. To their horror (or to put it another way, utter indifferance) the three realised that the Mank was now quite possibly in hiding in some festering corner of their city, planning it's hideous revenge on the human race and, most especially, on the valiant three who had with such industrious endevours attempted to destroy it.
Naturally, in light of the shit-the-pants-scary situation in which they now found themselves the three were gripped by the spine-chilling hand of panic. But even in such dark times they managed to agree on the correct course of action. They adjourned to the local purveyor of mind numbing intoxicants. Following the consumption of copious amounts of these alcoholic beverages the three had a brilliant idea. Several days later when their hangovers had cleared up they had another, slightly more practical idea, which did not include quite so many live chickens or court appearances.
They would create the second Mank, a stronger, more pungent, and enormously powerful Manky substance that would surely seek out their first creation and crush it into a small bit of crushed manky evil stuff. Leaping once more into action in defense of the human race and their own low boredom thresholds, the three began work on the new substance. Actually one of them began work, the other two having pretty much forgotten the whole thing and were now conducting alcohol tolerance experiments in other parts of the country.
