Once upon a time there lived a stinky, one-eyed troll named Jay. This particular troll liked to prance and frolick around the forest in his holey underwear, which had numerous unidentifiable stains on them.
Sometimes, when Jay was feeling particularly naughty, he liked to pull out his tiny trolly pee pee and urinate on all the furry woodland creatures.
One day Jay spotted a bear who was sleeping soundly under a pine tree. Jay, being the devilish imp that he was, climbed on the bear's shoulder, pulled out his little troll weiner and peed in the bear's ear.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" yelled the groggy bear as he tried with all his might to get the piss out of his ear with his big bear paws.
Sensing imminent danger, Jay pulled his pecker back into his grungy underwear and ran back deep into the woods with the angry bear in hot pursuit. "You little bastard, get back here!" the bear bellowed.
Finally the bear caught up with Jay and he picked him up by his greasy hair. With his other paw, the bear yanked out his big wang and started pissing on Jay the one-eyed troll.
"UNCLE!" he cried while choking and gagging on bear urine. "Uncle, Uncle!!!" But the bear kept right on pissing.
When the bear was finally finished relieving himself, he then turned around, took a big bear dump and used Jay to wipe his ass. Then he threw Jay on the ground where he bounced into the big pile of bear shit. The bear found this quite funny and was soon pointing and laughing at Jay.
Soon all of the woodland creatures were gathered around pissing themselves laughing. "Ya fuckin' assholes!" screamed Jay as he sulked back into his cave in search of his mommy.
-By Sunny
