Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.

Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.