Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A: Brown-bagging it.

Q: What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A: No one else wants it.

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A: Invisible.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?
A: "Has the blonde left yet?"

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q: Why is brunette considered an evil color?
A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.

Q: Who makes bras for brunette's?
A: Fisher-Price.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.