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EWATuesday Night Eruption

* Eruption opens up with thousands of screaming fans in attendance waiting for the first match of the evening. They won't have to wait long for it though, because here we go!*

* "Keep Away" by Godsmack starts to blast out of the speakers, and from behind the curtains, Pyschi walks out to a mixed reaction. The lights flicker to the beat of the music, and he rolls into the ring and waits for Drake.*

MIKE: "Drake said he would no show tonight. Seems a bit silly for a man who wants to recapture the EWA World belt, don't you think?"

DEAN: "I've never tried to understand how Drake's mind works. back when he was The Mime, he used to give me nightmares"

* Slowly the lights fade, and they stop when the arena is half lit. Then, with no warning, the go out completly, and "Finding the Bomb" by The Dust Brothers begins to blast out, and strobe lights start to come on all over the arena. The crowd stands up and watches the entrance way, but no Mathew Drake.*

MIKE: He's actually not showing up! Not a good debut for the Minister of Sinister.

* Inside the ring, the ref begins to count.*

1

2

3

4

5

6

7

DEAN: I can't belive Psychi is going to pick up a win over Drake this easily.

8

9

10

Winner by Forfeit, Pyschi

* Psychi starts on his way out of the ring, when his music is cut off by the Power puff Girls theme by Bif cuts him off. The crowd stands again, this time though, Cassie Adams walks out in a sexy black satin dress. The men in the crowd yell even louder at this.*

MIKE: It's DOLLBABY!!

DEAN: Mike, she's not Dollbaby anymore, she's all grown up. Look at those.......

MIKE: DEAN!!!!!!

DEAN: Fireworks I was going to say...

* At ringside, Dollbaby grabs a mic as the hollers of the men begin to die down.*

"Hellooo boyfans. Miss me? Well I missed all of you. The way I miss burning ants with a magnifying glass. Well, just cuz Daddy was too busy to be here tonight doesn't mean we can't bring you some top notch entertainment. Hee"

* On that note, Clowns, Jugglers, and flame blowers come to ring side doing all sorts of tricks. Some people get concerned as the flames come a little to close to them, and others laugh as the clowns throw pies at each other.*

DEAN: New Star was saying Drake would turn this place into a carnival, and look..."

* Inside the ring, Psychi watches the clowns and Cassie with a look of confusion, and he never sees Mathew Drake come through the crowd, or into the ring. He also doesn't notice the hot iron in his hand.*

MIKE: IT'S DRAKE! LOOK OUT PSYCHI!!!

* Psychi doesn't look out though, instead, he gets blasted on the back of the head with the iron, and he crumbles in the ring. The circus around the ring stops, as Cassie gets into the ring and hands the mic to Drake.*

" DRAKE: "This is how you leave your mark. Everything I do is an instant replay highlight. A SuperSoaker EWA slam of the week. I don't wallow in the puddles, my dear fans. I don't waste time, I don't humor the masses, I don't help others "get over". Cassie and I have a very simple philosphy. You can even follow along at home....WANT, TAKE, HAVE. Everyone who steps into the ring with me takes home a scar. A permanant change in their physical appearance or mental make-up. STAR, TRIPLE M, HAWK, LINCHY - we've been friends, we've been foes. But history teaches us nothing. The past is a parasite. And I look at each one of you with the same hungrey red eyes that I would any animal caught in a metal trap. Listen to the sizzle, you simps"

 

* The crowd watches on in horror, and some in sick delight, as Drake drives the end of the iron into Pyschi's back and hold it there.*

DEAN: OH MY GOD!!!! DRAKE IS BRANDING PSYCHI! I CAN SMELL THE BURNING FLESH!!! I"M GONNA BE SICK!

MIKE: I think Drake has made his point known .............

Slade against Chris Borne

 

Borne is out first to "Dead Cell" by Papa Roach and a mix reaction to the

crowd. The lights go out and "You shook me all night long" by AC/DC begins to

play announcing the arrival of Borne's opponent for the next World Title

tournament James Slade, the crowd cheers. Everyone is looking towards the

enterance but no Slade. His music starts up once again.... and still no

Slade! Borne is staring down the entrance way when for the third time still

no ...... wait a minute Slade is coming through the crowd and Borne doesn't

see him. He jumps to the top rope, perched, and not even waiting for Borne to

turn around executes a flying moonsault.

 

Slade gets right up, Borne on the other hand is slow to his feet in shock.

Slade then hits a high dropkick sending Borne to the ground once again. He

pulls him up and sends him into the ropes but Borne comes back with a

clothesline. Now Borne whips Slade towards the ropes and catches him in a

belly-to-belly suplex. He then picks up Slade and whips him into the ropes.

Reversal now its Borne going to the ropes. Now another reversal only to be

reversed again by Slade but by this time Borne is thrown to the outside.

Borne on the outside Slade comes off from the inside with a springboard cross

body connecting with his opponent. Slade picks Borne up and rolls him into

the ring, climbs to the apron as Borne gets up to his feet. Springboard DDT

from Slade from the outside on an already staggering, now seemingly

unconscience, Chris. Slade now stands in the center with very serious

intentions grabs Borne and puts him in a Boston Crab right in the middle of

the ring. The ref checks on Chris who is out cold and signals for the belt.

 

Winner by Submission: James Slade

 

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Linchy against Masters

 

First out for this World Title tournament match up is Linchador to "Hey

Ladies" followed by Pedro, who's carrying his lucky horseshoe and Guanny,

who's carrying his lucky chair. "Battery" by Metallica begins to play as

Scott Masters steps through the curtains. When he gets to the ring he

complains to the ref about both Guanny and Pedro being at ringside with

weapons in tow, so inorder to start the match the ref forces Guanny to go

back to the locker room. With much hesitation Guanny goes back. And the match

is ready to start.

 

Linchy and Masters tie up in a collar elbow tie up. It goes back and for til

they get into the corner. Masters slaps Lichy's chest and one more for good

measure. Lichy comes back with a slap to Scott's chest that sends him out

from the corner. He goes for another.... no Linchy hits a cryonic kick right

to the face of Masters knocking straight to the floor. As Scott gets back up

Linchy goes for another but Masters is able to counter catching Linchy's foot

and puts him down with a leg sweep. Both get right up to their feet and tie

up again. Masters gets Linchy for a german suplex followed up by a falling

elbow drop. Masters picks Linchy up for a powerbomb but Linchy counters with

a head scissors takedown. Masters gets up only to go back down with a

frankensteiner by Linchy. Linchy is in seemingly total control of the match.

He puts Masters up on the top and an awesome BELLY-to-BELLY SUPLEX off the

top turnbuckle. Linchy runs to the apron and springs back in with a

springboard senton splash. Linchy picks Scott up and sends him to the ropes

for a back body drop. Masters telegraphs it and hits a pile driver. Masters

picks up Linchy in a suplex and places him on the top rope corner. Masters is

trying a belly-to-belly of his own but is blocked by Linchy. A breif struggle

for balance by both men. Its Linchy with a FACE BUSTER from the top rope. As

soon as they hit the ground Linchy puts Masters in a dragon sleeper. The ref

is their raising the arm. 1 .. 2 .. no Linchy lets go of the already sure

win. Linchy drags Masters to the corner and springs to the top turnbuckle and

flys off with a perfect 450 SPLASH. 1 .. 2 .. 3 Linchy moves on in the

tournament

 

Winner by Pin Fall: Linchador

MMM Vs American Patriot...

MMM wins by Forfeit....

 

 

New Star Vs Phoenix

* The lights go down, and "Star Fuckers Inc." by NIN starts to play, and New Star comes out, followed by Sabbat, and Stryker, to a huge chorus of boos. A few mans throw things at them, and security quickly escorts them out of the builder, while Star just looks and laughs. Star rolls into the ring and waits for Phoenix, and he doesn't have to wait long, because Phoenix's music stars up. Phoenix walks out to cheers from the crowd, but those cheers quickly turn to shock, because Phoenix never saw the figure come up behind him with a steel tipped cane. The sound of Phoenix's skull cracking can be heard throughout the arena, and to a much lesser extent, the announcers voice can be heard.*

MIKE: TREMERE JUST TOOK OUT PHOENIX!!! THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Tremere laughs and drags Phoenix towards the ring, at which point, Star, looking unimpressed, lifts up Phoenix, kicks him in the groin, and then applys DEATH!*

DEAN: WHY THE HELL IS THIS HAPPENING TO PHOENIX????

* New Star lifts up Phoenix, and applies a Kata hajime to the unconciouss Phoenix, and then, switches over to a cobra clutch. Within seconds everyone watches in awe, and Phoenix's body flies not so gracefully through the air by means of a cobra clutch suplex, and lands at a very sick angle on his neck. The crowd goes silent, and New Star, smiling, leaves the ring...*

MIKE:........................

Winner by Death, New Star..

Injuries... Phoenix.... Dead.

 

 

 

 

 

Dark Hawk Vs. ????

Mike: Well ladies and gents, it's now time for our main event!

TREMERE: Too bad you won't be here to watch it.

MIKE AND DEAN WHAT!?!?!

* Before Tremere says another word, security comes out and removes Mike and Dean from the broadcast posistion, at which point, Tremere sits down and puts on the head set. *

" Hello wrestling fans, and welcome to tonight's main event. In this match, you will see Dark Hawk, get brutally beaten by a opponent hand picked by moi. A pity too, since he was doing so well for himself."

* "Come With Me" By Puff Daddy begins to play, and Hawk walks out, glaring over at Tremere. Hawk rolls into the ring, and suddenly, the " Maniac" songs hits, and Shinji Zaibatsu comes running out to the ring, dancing, and shaking the ropes. *

TREMERE: Jesus Christ, wrestle you fucking nuke child don't dance.

* Shinji's dancing soon comes to a halt as Hawk nails him with a vicious clothesline over the top rope. Dark Hawk follows up with a plancha, that knocks Shinji hard into the railing. Hawk lifts up Shinji, and whips him hard into the ring post, but Shinji slides to a stop and runs the other way... Hawk leap frogs over Shinji, but Shinji is ready first, and when Hawk lands and turns, he is met with a dropkick to the knee. Hawk falls to his knees, and Shini follows up with a dropkick to the face. Shinji rolls into the ring and digs something out of his pocket, and waits on Hawk. As Hawk rolls back into the ring, he sees Shinji coming, and hits his hands, sending the powder back into his face. That powder being the evil non dairy creamer. Shinji is blind, and swining openly.*

TREMERE: Why God Why????

* Hawk capitalizes and nails a snap suplex, then another, and follows up on the third one with a brainbuster. He lifts Shinji up and sits him on the top turnbuckle, looking for a high risk move quickly, but Shinji gives him a thumb to the eye on the way up, and follows up with a double hand chokeslam powerbomb from the top. Shinji jumps up and starts to go his little happy dance, instead of capitalizing. Hawk slowly gets up, and sneaks up on Shinji. ETERNITY!!!!!!! Tremere quickly leaves the broadcast table, and says something to the referee as Hawk begins to cover Shinji. Suddenly, the ref just turns around, and Tremere walks in and nails Hawk in the back of the head with his steel tipped cane, causing Hawk to roll over unconciouss. Tremere rolls Shinji on Hawk, and the ref counts..

1...

2....

3.....

Winner: By Screw Job. Shinji Zaibatsu.....