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* "Keep Away" by Godsmack starts to blast out of the speakers, and from behind the curtains, Pyschi walks out to a mixed reaction. The lights flicker to the beat of the music, and he rolls into the ring and waits for Drake.* MIKE: "Drake said he would no show tonight. Seems a bit silly for a man who wants to recapture the EWA World belt, don't you think?" DEAN: "I've never tried to understand how Drake's mind works. back when he was The Mime, he used to give me nightmares" * Slowly the lights fade, and they stop when the arena is half lit. Then, with no warning, the go out completly, and "Finding the Bomb" by The Dust Brothers begins to blast out, and strobe lights start to come on all over the arena. The crowd stands up and watches the entrance way, but no Mathew Drake.* MIKE: He's actually not showing up! Not a good debut for the Minister of Sinister. * Inside the ring, the ref begins to count.* 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 DEAN: I can't belive Psychi is going to pick up a win over Drake this easily. 8 9 10 Winner by Forfeit, Pyschi * Psychi starts on his way out of the ring, when his music is cut off by the Power puff Girls theme by Bif cuts him off. The crowd stands again, this time though, Cassie Adams walks out in a sexy black satin dress. The men in the crowd yell even louder at this.*
MIKE: It's DOLLBABY!! DEAN: Mike, she's not Dollbaby anymore, she's all grown up. Look at those....... MIKE: DEAN!!!!!! DEAN: Fireworks I was going to say... * At ringside, Dollbaby grabs a mic as the hollers of the men begin to die down.* "Hellooo boyfans. Miss me? Well I missed all of you. The way I miss burning ants with a magnifying glass. Well, just cuz Daddy was too busy to be here tonight doesn't mean we can't bring you some top notch entertainment. Hee" * On that note, Clowns, Jugglers, and flame blowers come to ring side doing all sorts of tricks. Some people get concerned as the flames come a little to close to them, and others laugh as the clowns throw pies at each other.* DEAN: New Star was saying Drake would turn this place into a carnival, and look..." * Inside the ring, Psychi watches the clowns and Cassie with a look of confusion, and he never sees Mathew Drake come through the crowd, or into the ring. He also doesn't notice the hot iron in his hand.* MIKE: IT'S DRAKE! LOOK OUT PSYCHI!!! * Psychi doesn't look out though, instead, he gets blasted on the back of the head with the iron, and he crumbles in the ring. The circus around the ring stops, as Cassie gets into the ring and hands the mic to Drake.* " DRAKE: "This is how you leave your mark. Everything I do is an instant replay highlight. A SuperSoaker EWA slam of the week. I don't wallow in the puddles, my dear fans. I don't waste time, I don't humor the masses, I don't help others "get over". Cassie and I have a very simple philosphy. You can even follow along at home....WANT, TAKE, HAVE. Everyone who steps into the ring with me takes home a scar. A permanant change in their physical appearance or mental make-up. STAR, TRIPLE M, HAWK, LINCHY - we've been friends, we've been foes. But history teaches us nothing. The past is a parasite. And I look at each one of you with the same hungrey red eyes that I would any animal caught in a metal trap. Listen to the sizzle, you simps"
* The crowd watches on in horror, and some in sick delight, as Drake drives the end of the iron into Pyschi's back and hold it there.* DEAN: OH MY GOD!!!! DRAKE IS BRANDING PSYCHI! I CAN SMELL THE BURNING FLESH!!! I"M GONNA BE SICK! MIKE: I think Drake has made his point known ............. | |