The D.I.E.Y.O.U.S.C.U.M. Homepage....Welcome!

• Daniel
• Is
• Evil
• Yet
• Overly &
• Utterly
• Satanic
• Crud & an
• Unworthy
• Man-woman

Welcome to our page!!!!!!! We are Angela Stanley(vice prez of dieyouscum), Lynette Yorgey(prez of dieyouscum), and Natalie Goncharova (most special and honored member of dieyouscum) Angela and Lynette are ex-girlfriends of Daniel Martin Bullard-Bates. That's right, we put his full name online. Ain't we stinka's? *giggle to selves*. When he breaks up with his current girlfriend (our dearest Jenna) she will become our fourth proud member. Well, hopefully. Although Natalie never went out with Daniel, she has her own evil ex-boyfriend story to tell about this "person" named MICHAEL SALTZMAN! Uhhh...thats it for now!!!! Love ya's!!!!! Bye, bye!!!!!! *Hey: If you all know any other pages like ours, just tell us. Also, if you have your own evil ex-boyfriend story and feel like sharing it with the world-just mail it to us! And don't hesitate to write his full name!

**We, Angela Margarite Stanley and Lynette Ruth Yorgey, would like to state this RIGHT NOW. We never did, do not currently, and never will, hate Daniel Bullard-Bates. This whole web page is kind of a joke, and we never meant to hurt anyone's feelings. Got that? So don't spread rumors!!!!!!** ~Tootles!~