Just so you know, the stuff in this font (Comic Sans) is the stuff I wrote, while the stuff written in this font (Tempus Sans) is the stuff Christa wrote. I hope you like it!
1. Starbucks
2. Sleep
3. Eat
4. Watch TV
5. Starbucks
6. Party
7. Listen to music
8. Dis Eminem
9. Did I mention Starbucks?
10. Shop
11. Tickle Shannon
12. Prank call people ("No soup for you!")
13. Ding dong ditch
14. Did you know I like Starbucks, with a capital STARBUCKS?!
15. TRIVIA, BABY!
16. Write insanely long and stupid stories to post on Christa's site (hence the all-nighters and caffeine pills)
17. Post something odd on Shannon's site
18. Karaoke!
19. Spend 2 hours staring at my stars, reciting 6 degrees of separation
20. RECITE MADONNA TRIVIA AND HIT ME WHEN I SAY, "BILLY IDOL!"
21. Watch "I Love The 80's" whenever possible
22. Play Monopoly and recite "bitch" an excessive amount of times
23. Get all sentimental and sob on each other when thinking of the eventual separation on August 31st
24. Cry
25. Cruise & see movies!
26. Make fun of Liz so much tht we can't say her name anymore without HAVING a seizure
27. Become Miss America and wish for "world peace"
28. Say "word" excessively
29. Have Shannon push me off my bed
30. FINALLY watch the Goonies, Ferris Bueller & Breakfast Club WHILE listening to Billy Idol!!!
31. Make weird faces at assorted animals in yard
32. Cook squirrel in wok
33. Run around Christa's kitchen on a sugar high at 5:23 am
34. MINE?!
35. Conquer the universe
36. Tour "La-La-Land" esque house
37. Get a cell phone!
38. Start a new series ("Talking to Strangers")
39. Become the heir of the Twinkies fortune
40. Light my couch on fire
41. Become an employee of the DNR
42. Join the NRA and kill Charleton Heston (MOSES!!!)
43. Kill Hitler's spirit after we seance his ASS! (And my passenger side door)
44. Horseback ride in the majestic beauty of ENGLAND!
45. And Ireland
46. Never forget the teachings of the Mother Badger
47. Record ourselves talking at 3 am and after so we can remember what the hell we're talking about!!
48. Learn the art of Feng Shui while talking in parsel tongue (HARRY POTTER!)
49. Learn how to use the force & have Christa watch 1 good Star Wars movie, not the new ones that aren't as good and......uh......yeah!!!
50. YOUR MOM!!!
51. Use all of the Domino's coupons
52. Become Anna Nicole Smith
53. Did I mention sleep?
54. Shave the bottom of my left foot
55. Shampoo my carpets
56. Do one girly thing: paint our nails while listening to Britney Spears
57. Swim and drown
58. Watch "The Ring" and freak out when the phone rings
59. Date Rick Moranis
60. Have Christa's "ghetto-thuggin' ness" pj and boxer pants going
61. Take the long way home
62. Turn my garage into Dr. Frank-N-Furter's laboratory
63. See Shannon's family and hang around civilians for once
64. Why?
65. Watch religious channels
66. Drool over Leo and Hanson
67. Win the lottery
68. Make more college fund dollars
69. Take a hint that Christa's tired when she belches and farts excessively
70. Do the can-can
71. What if Christa belches and farts at the same time? Will she explode?
72. Actually eat when we're hungry at 4 am
73. Run a muck!
74. NEVER FORGET STARBUCKS!!!!!!
75. Kill the enemies of our cult
76. Create a cult
77. Become Playboy's "Playmate of the Year"
78. Never kill a bug with the list
79. Go into Subway wearing a Cousin's visor
80. Dis France
81. Obsess over England
82. Which is a hour job that involves Monty Python
83. Go to Hot Topic and buy fishnet arm thingys
84. Get Shannon a skirt to wear fishnets with
85. Become the owner of a fortune 500 company
86. Do laundry so we don't stink
87. Did I mention bitch about Liz?
88. Marry Ronald McDonald
89. Find Zac and Leo and reinact the "La-La-Land" ness
90. Have a seance and talk to Dale Earnhardt
91. Make fairy dust
92. Raise the Titanic
93. When finding Leo, get some angels to fly out of his "arse"
94. Make that annoying little moaning noise every 498.675 seconds
95. Shannon pull out Christa's voicebox because of above
96. Wear glasses that aren't yours
97. Get pissed at gramatically incorrect blanket
98. Yell "COUSINS!" each time you see one
99. Then drive to Subway
100. Laugh at Bill Murray whenever possible
101. "Coasters!"
102. Because it's your mom!
103. Who ya gonna call?
104. Someone else!
105. Make an ungodly long list of stuff to do
106. Do you think I want to go to Starbucks?
107. Learn how to ride a moped!
108. Watch movies we know and recite lines
109. Stare at dumb guy on Brawny commercial
110. Go in Charmin bathrooms at Summerfest
111. Discuss the correlation between J. Timberlake and apple pie
112. Laugh over Titney Spears & Cherry Coke promotions
113. You wanna go to Starbucks?
114. Discuss how Michael Jackson looks like the Sphynx
115. Roast marshmallows over my flaming couch
116. Understand that death awaits ye with sharp, pointy, nasty teeth!
117. Watch some more TV
118. Go to Hartbrook Cafe at 6 am
119. Eat some FUD!
120. STRANGLE BILL GATES!