Salsa's Site of Wonderness

I added a couple quizzes at the bottom and a new midi! Friends pages up right now. Any suggestion(which I know my friends must have) are appreciated.


It's Not Sex. It's ... :
Giving the Dog a Bone

Get your own Sex Name

Your Porn Star Name is: Mary Muffmuncher

Get your own Porn Star Name

Your Star Wars Masturbation Method Is:
Thumping Chewbacca on the Head

Get your own Star Wars Masturbation Method

Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Come On Eileen by Dexy's Midnight Runners
What's Your 80's Theme Song?

You're like me! The intelligent loner. You're shy
at times but friendly, and you are never weak
and always independent. You are incredibly
intelligent (wise beyond your years) and have a
talent for many things (sports, music, art).
You have a kind and warm personality and enjoy
the simple things. Like hanging out with
friends and watching movies at home. But you're
sometimes quiet nature makes you a bit of an
outcast and a mystery to people. No matter how
pretty you are or smart or athletic, you just
can't seem to break into the crowd and be
noticed. Don't worry, try to be more outgoing
and speak out when you have more to say. Don't
hide behind your books and sports and computer,
get out there and get noticed. You also have
deep desires in life and feel vunerable and
alone at times. Don't feel sad either, What
helps me to express feelings and dreams that I
can't say to people, is through my writting.
Maybe you should try.

What kind of girl are you? (with pix!)
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Pictures from the Digital Camera of the Moment:

Animations of the Moment:

Quote from Family Guy:"Now kids, I love you but I love TV more. And in all fairness, TV came first."


School is in full swing: i want to go home! damn classes

Shizane still in the land of cactuses and porn stars..will be back on December 15th

Clintessica happened! HELLS YEAH



Send Clint and Jessica food STAT
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Brett's Ramblings

NEW!New Pictures

My new Xanga site

All my Animations

Brett's Birthday Card Thing

Secret Page #1

Brett's Own Special Page!

Drama Queen has one too....

Liz gets one too!


The Ghetto Fabolous Version of Titanic

UPDATED!Past Quotes


Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz, by Angel.

Take the What Type of Friend are You? quiz, and visit [Me.]

find your element at <�>

Find your Role-Playing Stereotype at [Angel.]

You are Fozzie!
Wokka Wokka! You love to make lame jokes. Your sense of humor might be a bit off, but you're a great friend and can always be counted on.

I'm an Observer. What are you?

SIRIUS BLACK As Sirius, you are loyal, courageous and of average intelligence. Although you may be friendly to your peers, you use violence and often disregard rules in order to get your way. Your adventurous spirit takes you far, but your inability to anticipate possible consequences of your actions partially hinders this process.

Harry Potter Personality Test

Karma Test: I'm a Sound Soul

What LoTR Character Are You?

See if you're a Drama Queen

NEW QUIZ I got a 5!

What's your Inner European?

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You are DORY!
What Finding Nemo Character are You?

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You represent... naivete.
You represent... naivete. So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at
times, but it's only because you're not sure
how to act. You give off that "I need to
be protected vibe." Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.

What feeling do you represent?
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LOVE is your chinese symbol!

What Chinese Symbol Are You?
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Barbie Got Back
Barbie Got Back! Go you! You're the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
ass of yours.

If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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Power Rangers Movie!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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The first time I got E.T....

jack and eliz on island
You are "Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
You're more than a little world-weary, but also
intelligent and you keep your head when things
get dodgy. You're everybody's favorite
drinking buddy, but your stubbornness does get
in the way sometimes.

Which one of Captain Jack Sparrow's bizarre sayings from Pirates of the Caribbean are you?
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You're a CASUAL AIM-ER! Congrats, you're
normal...or you're pretending to be.

What kind of AIM-er are you?
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Yoshimi - "Happy Beauty"

What would your Japanese name be? (female)
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The ULTIMATE personality test
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"Sweet Dreams" (by Eurythmics) Sweet dreams are made of this Who am I to disagree? Travel the world and the seven seas Everybody's looking for something Some of them want to use you Some of them want to get used by you Some of them want to abuse you Some of them want to be abused

Which 80's Song Fits You?
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?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Hello, (insert name here)! The whole world would
know you by your birth name. You would not have
a special name, or you would not be unknown.
Everything you do would be recognized. You
would leave things in the open. You hate
getting caught in things you do, since it may
tend to happen a lot. That is why, I must say,
that you would probably get caught faster and
easier than usual. You may just be famous for
your slaughters, and then forgotten after
you're off the streets.

What Would Your Serial Killer Name Be? What Would the Public Know You As?
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You are Fresh Mint. You are caring and friendly. You have a nurturing
personality and always help out a friend in
need. You are fairly outgoing, and always show
a friendly face. You truly care for other
people, and you show it. However, you may
neglect your own responsibilites or become over
involved in your friends' personal affairs. Most Compatible With: Orange

Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
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Maki -

What would your Japanese name be? (female)
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Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno
anytime soon. You seem to be really into the
whole "love" thing...romantic sex
with perfumed sheets and candles all over the
place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You
value sex and respect your partner too much to
do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3

What kind of porno would you star in?
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Congratulations! You're Legolas!

Which Lord of the Rings character and personality problem are you?
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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Be proud ya know your stuff but im sure you didnt
need a quize to tell you that but it was fun
wasnt it?!?!

Do you know Pirates of the Carribean? (REALLY?)
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Gothic Dark sexy
You're GOTHIC sexy! You have a dark sexy style,
which is a classic seductive kind of sexy. Your
style is more unique than the average person!

What kind of sexy are you? [For girls only! With Pics! Finally Finished!]
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You're chocolate. You're the old soul type, people
feel that they have known you their entire
life. Many often open up to you for they view
you as thoughtful and trustworthy. Although
people trust you, you have a hard time trusting
them. You prefer to keep your feelings bottled
up inside, or display them very quietly. It is
alright to open up every once in a while.

Which kind of candy are you?
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You're a nerd!   You're sophisticated, smart, and creative.

What's Your Highschool Stereotype?
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Complete sincerity: You believe in being
straightforward with others, and you expect the
same from them. People would consider you a
good listener, and one who is calm and mostly

Which Characteristic From the Samurai Code Matches You Best? (You may find out your best trait)
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Aragorn Please rate my quiz I worked hard for it thanks

Which Lord of the Rings person do you want? (many out comes for anyone plus pics to)
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Will Turner You are Will Turner you don't know who you really
are but soon you will find out. You are very
good looking and the ladies love you. There is
one special lady in your life and you treat her
like she is gold. Please vote for my quiz even
if it is a 1

Which Pirate of the Caribbean's person are you?
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your fuck.

What swear word are you?
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Ghost or spirit: You are a lost soul. Very calm and
sweet, you are often the one who asks: What if?
With a clever mind, you want to explore the
world on a different level. Without the
answers, you aren't ready to move on. You are
most likely very creative and find yourself
thinking things through on a different level.
(please rate my quiz)

**Where will you go when you die?**(now with pics)
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The One for you is right under your nose!
Where will you meet 'The One'?

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Damn you Dawson, damn you.
Which annoying song of the '90s are you?

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Your the perfect friend,your tight with your
friends but not possesive.You and your best
buds can still handle being apart though you
really enjoy each others company. No matter
what their always there for you and your always
there for them.................Please rate my

Are you a good friend???
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Good. You know your music. You should be able to
work at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick and

Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One)
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Dark shadow. Something has drawn you into darkness
in the past, and you're now trying to get out
of it. The darkness is already inside you, and
getting it out will be hard, but if you try,
maybe one day you can be who you want to be
again. Don't give in!!!

Please rate ^^

What kind of dark person are you?
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Yeah!!! Good job you know as much, or almost as
much as me about Lotr! I'm glad you took my
quiz and I'm really glad you seem to like Lotr,
please rate my quiz! but if it was bad or
anything was inacurate please message me ^_^

Xox The Best Movie Quiz on Lord of the Rings xoX
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WOW!! Good job! You know as much about Middle Earth
as I do!! Finally, someone who knows Middle
Earth! Most people think they know everything
there is to know about Middle earth just by
watching the movies! HAH!! well keep up the
good work! ( I wouldn't be surprised if you are
learning elvish!! ) RATE MY QUIZ!!

*~* The TOUGHEST Lord Of The Rings Quiz *~* [with pictures!]
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You are one of the few out there whose wings are
truly ANGELIC. Selfless, powerful, and
divine, you are one blessed with a certain
cosmic grace. You are unequalled in
peacefulness, love, and beauty. As a Being of
Light your wings are massive and a soft white
or silver. Countless feathers grace them and
radiate the light within you for all the world
to see. You are a defender, protector, and
caretaker. Comforter of the weak and forgiver
of the wrong, chances are you are taken
advantage of once in awhile, maybe quite often.
But your innocence and wisdom sees the good in
everyone and so this mistreatment does not make
you colder. Merciful to the extreme, you will
try to help misguided souls find themselves and
peace. However not all Angelics allow
themselves to be gotten the better of - the
Seraphim for example will be driven to fighting
for the sake of Justice and protection of those
less powerful. Congratulations - and don't ever
change - the world needs more people like you.

*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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Rain: You are the sound of rain. You have two
important sides. There is your strong, powerful
side and your calm, gentle side. Both are very
important. Rain also reflects a bit of darkness
in your personality. It isn't bad, just shows
that along with the good, you also can see bad,
which can come in handy. (please rate my quiz)

What Sound Are You?(now w/ pics)
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Dark magician. You love the dark because of it's
beauty and just the life that no-one else sees.
Mysterious, calm, quiet... But that doesn't
mean you're not friendly!

Please rate ^^

What kind of dark person are you?
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You are a Khaos angel. You are different from all
the rest. You are a special breed of angel,
prone to suffer in the world that you are in
now. No matter how much you try to believe that
your not special, you are. There is alot that
you want to do in this world. Khaos angels are
very dramatic, we tend to have the ability to
cheer people up no matter what the mood, and
hold in your emotions. You should be proud,
Khaos angels are very rare to find in this
world of ours... (and yes. you are a completely
different type. Hence the name
"Khaos" and not Chaos. quite strange

What Different Kind of Angel are you...? ( Anime-ish pics )
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You're Brave Harry's babe!

Who is your Hogwarts boy?
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I'm Mrs. Peplin!
You're Mrs. Peplin! You know pretty much
everything about computers, and the only thing
you really get annoyed by is people talking all
the time. You're a stickler for silence, and
you're always lending out your large collection
of headphones.

Which Arrowhead High School Teacher are you?
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Grammar Fuhrer
You are the grammar Fuhrer. All bow to your
authority. You will crush all the inferior
people under the soles of your jackboots, and
any who question your motives will be
eliminated. Your punishment is being the bane
of every other person's existence, because
you're constantly contradicting stupidity.
Everyone will be gunning for you. Your dreams
of a master race of spellers and grammarians
frighten the masses. You must always watch your
back. If only your power could be used for good
instead of evil.

What is your grammar aptitude?
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You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad
chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you
are a guy and chose this... you are gay.

Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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Green Vibes
Your Energy is Green. You are easygoing, stable
and bring feelings of peace and natural harmony
to those in your presence. You have good
perception and awareness about most things, but
you don't apreciated sudden surprises. You are a natural healer and would make an ideal
physician, office manager, herbologist,
anthropologist, or Accountant.

What color is your energy?
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NEW!Persuasive Hobo. You're the kind of hobo who
decides that instead of just screaming and
begging for change, you ask people to consent
to contributing to your fund to help you get
your life on track. But who does consent?
English teachers!

What Kind of Hobo Are You?
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Don't get blood splatters on you when you shoot
your victim. Your methods are a bit uncouth but
your finesse and sense of style is impeccable.
With a bit of guidance you could live among us
in the world of vampires.

How would you Murder?
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Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look?

What Monty Python Character are you?
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Grammar God!
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!

How grammatically sound are you?
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My very British name is Charlotte Walpole.
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