Have Chewbacca shave his body hair, get a tattoo, pierce his nose, and move to the east village.

Have Luke Skywalker use R2-D2 to gain access to cyber-porn

Instead of "May the Force Be With You," change the Star Wars slogan to something alittle more contemporary

Have the whole gang hang out in a galactic coffee shop, and give them all haircuts like the cast of friends.

Have Lando Calrissian and Han Solo face some Pulp Fiction style torture!

Have Princess Leia perform a lap dance on Jabba The Hutt - assuming she can find his lap!

Turn Yoda into a foul-mouthed couch potato who calls everyone "asswipe" and "butt-munch"!