"C3PO suffer a near fatal mishap of an internal Earth contrivance. Fortunately, R2 quickly summoned a skilled surgeon!"

"R2 was highly flattered by the singular greeting bestowed on him by a species of friendly furry creatures"

"We were dismayed at the vicious beatings our Android cousins recieved if they did not immediately gratify the wishes of humans!"

"R2 found these slim, long legged creatures attractive, but I was appalled at the way these gold diggers constantly asked for money!"

"Wonders of the world! The oceans of Earth contain a great deal of oil. Here a group of lucky bathers frolic in the precious fluid."

"I discovered a gentle remedy that offers quick relief from the discomforts of acid indigestion."

"In Los Angeles, friendly natives repeatedly covered us with paint in an obvious effort to protect us from rust."

"A disgraceful sight! Some insensitive owners force their robot charges to subsist on filth!"

"Tsk! Tsk! Some Androids were allowed to parade the streets in the flimsiest of negligees!"

"C3PO buying some beauty aids to bring back to his (special) friends!