Okay, I finally get my own vehicle. And within a few months, some idiot plows into the side! Just my luck!

I get another vehicle, and swear never to park on Boston St. again. It did not matter. Six months into ownership (mid-February 2003), someone hits my parked vehicle AGAIN! What the hell.... Why is my luck so bad?!?

But, a swift-thinking witness snapped a shot of the culprit right before the latest accident...

I couldn't believe it...

Someone call Tom Ridge!! I've uncovered a terrorist plot against me!!!!