Name: Christina; Asylum Keeper of Methos' Spare Sword (you know the other Ivanhoe broadsword...he gave it to me...it's mine and you can't have it...he didn't tell you all because he did not want you to get jealous) Date of Birth: 07.01
Christina was committed on October 12, 1998 due to her rampant tendancies to constantly think about anything and everything "Methos", reguardless of her brother's constant concern that she was experiancing "Methos overload". She is not capable of going anywhere on the net unless there is a possibility of meeting with more information about Methos (or his alter ego PW). Very little text actually makes its way to her long term memory storage because she has a marked preference for audio or visual stimuli. She has been known to completely space out whenever confronted with a visual representation of Methos of any kind for minutes at a time. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #52
Name: Zzickle; Asylum Keeper of Sobriety - If everybody's tippled, who'll protect our Lord and Master from those evil K'immies? Date of Birth: 08.24
The Grand Duchess of Mai'jik
Padded Cell #53
Name: Nynaeve MacWench; Asylum Legal Consultant On The Creation of New Identities For Patients Who Inexplicably Die And Then Wake Up And Want To Relocate Date of Birth: 06.21
Piped in by request: Padded Cell #54 Name: SolarNymph; Official Asylum Bard Date of Birth: 08.16 SolarNymph was committed on October 26, 1998 due to her obsession with the God-like Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #55 Name: Calista; Asylum History Expert (Specializing in the Bronze Age...) Date of Birth: 07.17 Calista was committed on October 28, 1998 due to severe Methos-dementia. It appears that after seeing Methos (in any form), she loses all ability to speak coherently, think, or even breathe and resorts to babbling "I live to serve you, serve you, serve you" over and over again. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #56 Name: Brena Rosal Jr.MacWoW; Scribbling on paper with a blue Sharpie (when allowed) Highlander poems for fun. Date of Birth: 01.04 Brena Rosal was committed on October 28, 1998 due to the inability to cope with anything not Highlander related since the convention. She can't speak to others without making sure they are HL fans, then asks, "Are you...one of us?" She continually wears a t-shirt that states, "DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." She enjoys writing with a blue Sharpie on anything or anyone. She can no longer behave in a civilized manner. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Poetry is Forever Padded Cell #57 Name: Megan; Asylum Keeper of the Latest Hairstyle, because that third season private school boy look just never quite cut it Date of Birth: 04.19 Megan was committed on November 1, 1998 due to her inability to manage a few hours without checking the ROG Board or reading or writing more Methos fanfic. The last straw was her attempted murder of Cassandra with an ice pick. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Padded Cell #58 Name: Nabiki; Asylum Trimmer of Methos Nosehairs (hey, somebody's gotta do it, and if it requires close physical contact, I don't mind) Date of Birth: 04.22 Nabiki was committed on November 6, 1998 due to a tendency to run up to any dark-haired, large-nosed male, screaming "Methos, I love you!" and brandishing a six-pack. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Nabiki's Highlander-O-Rama Padded Cell #59 Name: Analise; Asylum Official Brewer of the Chocolate Frosting To Go With the Blue Frosting Date of Birth: 09.21 Analise was committed on Novemeber 7, 1998 due to her habit of inserting Methos quotes into everyday conversation and speaking with a British accent most of the time. She also was committed due to the fact that she would faint dead away whenever she saw a fru of Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. Piped in by request: Padded Cell #60 Name: Atalanta; Asylum Official Prankster Date of Birth: 09.15 Atalanta was committed on November 8, 1998 because of uncontrollable thought of Methos, school note books covered with Methos, and speaking with a british accent. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. <<Back | Index | Next>>
Padded Cell #54
Name: SolarNymph; Official Asylum Bard Date of Birth: 08.16
SolarNymph was committed on October 26, 1998 due to her obsession with the God-like Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #55
Name: Calista; Asylum History Expert (Specializing in the Bronze Age...) Date of Birth: 07.17
Calista was committed on October 28, 1998 due to severe Methos-dementia. It appears that after seeing Methos (in any form), she loses all ability to speak coherently, think, or even breathe and resorts to babbling "I live to serve you, serve you, serve you" over and over again. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Padded Cell #56
Name: Brena Rosal Jr.MacWoW; Scribbling on paper with a blue Sharpie (when allowed) Highlander poems for fun. Date of Birth: 01.04
Brena Rosal was committed on October 28, 1998 due to the inability to cope with anything not Highlander related since the convention. She can't speak to others without making sure they are HL fans, then asks, "Are you...one of us?" She continually wears a t-shirt that states, "DON'T PISS ME OFF! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." She enjoys writing with a blue Sharpie on anything or anyone. She can no longer behave in a civilized manner. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Poetry is Forever
Padded Cell #57
Name: Megan; Asylum Keeper of the Latest Hairstyle, because that third season private school boy look just never quite cut it Date of Birth: 04.19
Padded Cell #58
Name: Nabiki; Asylum Trimmer of Methos Nosehairs (hey, somebody's gotta do it, and if it requires close physical contact, I don't mind) Date of Birth: 04.22
Nabiki was committed on November 6, 1998 due to a tendency to run up to any dark-haired, large-nosed male, screaming "Methos, I love you!" and brandishing a six-pack. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Nabiki's Highlander-O-Rama
Padded Cell #59
Name: Analise; Asylum Official Brewer of the Chocolate Frosting To Go With the Blue Frosting Date of Birth: 09.21
Analise was committed on Novemeber 7, 1998 due to her habit of inserting Methos quotes into everyday conversation and speaking with a British accent most of the time. She also was committed due to the fact that she would faint dead away whenever she saw a fru of Methos. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
Piped in by request: Padded Cell #60 Name: Atalanta; Asylum Official Prankster Date of Birth: 09.15 Atalanta was committed on November 8, 1998 because of uncontrollable thought of Methos, school note books covered with Methos, and speaking with a british accent. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately. <<Back | Index | Next>>
Padded Cell #60
Name: Atalanta; Asylum Official Prankster Date of Birth: 09.15
Atalanta was committed on November 8, 1998 because of uncontrollable thought of Methos, school note books covered with Methos, and speaking with a british accent. She was diagnosed with Neurotic Tipple Syndrome and committed immediately.
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