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101 Ways To Kill Pikachu

By: ToasterMan & The_Cabbit

1- Microwave

2- Shove him in a hamster ball and use him for sports

3- Power drill

4- Pour bleach down his throat

5- Rat poison

6- Give him to your snake/dog/cat

7- Baboon cage at the zoo

8- Burn baby Burn!

9- Sit/step on him

10- Water hose

11- Golf

12- Tie a weight to his foot and drop him in a pool

13- Target practice

14- BBQed Pika

15- Pika Hot dogs

16- Fur coat

17- Stuff him in a ziplock bag

18- Garbage disposal

19- Popcorn Machine

20- Give the dumb ass a gun

21- Pikachu meets Rambo...

22- Godzilla...

23- Cruize missile...

24- Alien...

25- Predator...

26- Itchy and Scratchy...

27- and Tinky Winky

28- Lethal injection

29- Gas chamber

30- Dipped in melted rubber

31- Shove metal objects down his throat

32- Wooden steak in heart

33- Bathed in holy water

34- Burned at the steak

35- Hanged

36- Cork screw

37- Extreme constipation

38- Buried alive

39- Mouse trap

40- Laser Enema

41- Falling rocks

42- Flushed down the toilet

43- Freezer

44- The rack

45- Trash Compacter

46- Nuclear Meltdown

47- Gernoble explosion

48- Archatoothis

49- Black Widow pit

50- Drowned

51- Acid

52- Shoved in volcano

53- Crammed into toaster

54- Flame Thrower

55- Shove dynomite up his ass

56- Saturated in mako

57- Printing press

58- Paper shredder

59- Electric Shaver

60- Blender

61- Sees Ms. Whipple (NASTY!!!)

62- Kicked off Eifel Tower

63- Shoved in tuba

64- Strapped to go cart and drove off canyon

65- Close encounter with cement mixer

66- Placed in high pressure chamber; imploding body

67- Goes to big steves gym

68- Gallenger uses Pikachu instead of fruit

69- Gillotine

70- Deep fried with sauteed onions

71- You can take away the green grass and the blue sky, but don't take away my Pikachu pie.

72- Goes sky diving...uh oh no parachute!!!

73- Goes swimming in pirahna infested water

74- Napalm

75- The Bronx

76- Died when attempt to role dice with butt backfired

77- Lions, Tigers, and Bears OH MY!!!

78- Lumina

79- Dark Lumina

80- Gets gang-shuffed in a dark alley

81- Dissection lab

82- O.D.

83- Mastered knights of the round

84- Flaming Turd

85- Shish cobob

86- Put in a blue jay nest

87- Run over him with bike...

88- Car

89- 18 wheeler

90- Use a funnel to pour penny's down his throat.

91- Shove it in the radiator

92- PISS ON IT!!!

93- Kick it's ass with a baseball bat

94- Crowbar

95- Animal cannon ball

96- Nail it to the floor

97- Gouge it's eyes out and force him to choke on em

98- Strangle the damn thing

99- Molotov cocktail

100- Take it to the pound

101- HOOD ORNAMENT!!!