"What's up with the bang bangs?"

"Let me save you a trip."
"Whoa! I'm not rubbing this guy's bunions."
Lady in Hades

"This worries me for several reasons."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't mean to alarm you, but there are Bacchae in the building."

"Hey, Jason, next time you're on fire wrap Hercules around you--he's a big old wet blanket."

"Ex-Bacchae in the Elysian Fields--the living running around like it's a tourist attraction. Might as well open the place up and charge admission."

"Taking care of that kid is a challenge."
Iolaus Goes Stag

"What are you doing?"
"I'm getting in touch with my feminine side."
"Okay, I'm going to go...away from you."
No Way Out

"Come on, Kora. Even Hercules is going to let his hair down."
"No, I told you guys I am not going to let my hair down."

"All we learn at the Academy is responsibility."
"Yeah, if something goes wrong, Iolaus is responsible."
Inn Trouble

"I wish I was a Prince. No one ever gives me rocks."
The Serpent's Tooth

"Well whattya think?"
"I think it's inbreeding."
Keys to the Kingdom

"I think it's a phoenix cave."
"How do you know?"
"Because there's a phoenix sitting on top of it."

"I told you no roughhousing! If you want to play fire god go somewhere else!"

"Centaurs aren't known for their stupidity."

"Stick your arm in his mouth--see if he likes meat."
"Hey, don't! He's joking!"

"Why should we listen to you?"
"Because he's Jason, Crown Prince of Corinth, honest and true."
"We don't mind being chased by giant birds, we just want to know why."
Young Hercules

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