THE UNSEEN SIDE OF THE EMPIRE

NEW!!!Woo's first cartoon...click here to see it!!!

Top Ten Reasons We're Not Done Yet:

Greetings to whoever's looking at this. You seem to have stumbled across our top-secret installation, not located near the Maw, and not headed by some lady admiral out for revenge. Instead you've stumbled on the nest egg of some lady Grand Admiral out for good times and good coffee, and her sidekick, the trusty Grand Moff Woo. Or is she his sidekick? We're still working out who's boss...
In addition, if you're lucky, you'll encounter the Grand Admiral's left-hand buddy, Mini-Admiral R2-Piett. Mini Admiral R2-Piett does not like her name because a) she's not a droid, b) she's got no relation to the actual Admiral Piett, c) she drinks neither coffee nor does she habitually get drunk, d) she resents being called "short"- hence the Mini- and e) she insists she's a bounty hunter.
As you may have figured out we base the overall personalities of our takes on the Star Wars characters loosely on The Imperial Officer's Club in that a) Piett's a drunkard and b) Veers has that...thing...for droids. Motti's always been a whiner, everyone knows that...
With regards to the profile drawings, please excuse the anime. The Grand Admiral cannot draw any humanoid in a non-anime style because she dislikes the way the drawings turn out.
Click on the names. If written, the character's profile page should show up. For a listing of characters where you just point-and-click to see their bios, go to the CHARACTER MAP. (ha ha)

Our choice websites...(USDA Grade A Meat)

The Grand Admiral's Home Page
Emperor's Hammer: Nice online SW gaming community.
Shaven Wookie: Nothing sick, just hilarious Warsie humor (hilarious? Warsies? These concepts are not compatible...)
Imperial Officer's Club. My personal favorite.
I wrote it! I wrote it! A personality test to determine which Imperial officer yer most like. I got Motti. I have a big mouth. Need I say more?
SW Technical commentaries. OMG, y'all, this one kicks butt! Love it!

You don't learn very quickly, do you? Go awaaay!!!! There's nothing here yeeet!!! (Come back later though. You might get lucky)