Insults

1.  "So with all those voices in your head. Did you take votes or what?"

2.  Your sister is so ugly, it wasn't until she was 13 that we realized you weren't walking the family dog.

3.  Your sister is so ugly, the family dog got it's first date before she did.

4.  In the dictionary, under ugly, isn't that your mother? Sorry, I forgot you can't read.