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LESSONS FROM MOM -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE:

"If you're going kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me RELIGION :

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL:

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" ----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me LOGIC:

"Because I said so, that's why." -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2:

"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me FORESIGHT:

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." ----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me IRONY :

"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS:

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONIST:

"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about STAMINA:

"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished." -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about WEATHER:

"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room." -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS:

"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you; would you listen THEN?" ----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY:

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE:

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." ----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me aboutBEHAVIOR MODIFICATION:

"Stop acting like your father!" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me about ENVY:

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!" ----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION:

"Just wait until we get home." -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING:

"You are going to get it when we get home!" -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE:

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD:

"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job." -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me ESP:

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?" -----------------------------------------------

My mother taught me HUMOR:

"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." ---------------------------------------------

My mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT:

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me about GENETICS:

"You're just like your father." ----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS:

Do you think you were born in a barn?" -----------------------------------------------

My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE:

When you get to be my age, you will understand." -----------------------------------------------

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE:

"One day you'll have kids ... and I hope they turn out just like you!" -----------------------------------------------

Happy Mother's Day Mom .... Hugs and Kisses from Glen,Noah and Me :) xoxoxoxo

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