You know you'r obsessed with stargate SG-1 when...

• You call all Egyption Gods 'snake heads'.
• You run from red-haired lady's with purple purfume.
• If you ever vist America you spend the whole time trying to find the stargate complex
• You think hypnosis is when you bark like a chicken and cluck like a dog.
• You read (or write) a 'you know you'r obsessed with stargate SG-1 when...list.
• You spend hours copying the glyphs off the stargate only to find out each gate has diffrent glyphs.
• If stargate is cancelled you scream and rant at the T.V then go through stargate withdraw.
• Watching a episode for the second time you can recite the whole episode.
• Anyone called Daniel you nickname them 'space monkey'.
• You check all you'r friends necks to make sure they are not Goa'uld.
• You know you'r in troble if someome says 'all dets have now been paid.'
• You run from anyone who call's them self 'we'.
• You enter Goa'uld in a on-line dictionary and on search engine just for the hell of it.
• You then enter Apophis in a search engine just to see who he was (Eygption snake God of the Under-world.)
• You'r answer to any problem is 'we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.'
• If some one calls your room messy you look up with innocent eyes and say 'Daniels room is like this.. and he's famous!'
• If someone calls during Stargate Hour then you never talk to them again.
• You watch every rerun... even if you have that ep on tape.
• You eat, drink and sleep stargate.
• You use quotes from stargate on a every day bases.
• You can't finish a sentence without saying 'Stargate' or 'SG-1'.
• You have nightmares that you are being chased by gaint eyebrows. (Teal'cs)
• You live in a Stargate site.
• You spend all the time working on a stargate site so you can update every week.

• You insist Stargate is a religion.