21 Ways to Destory Those Damn Eyebrows.
Okay I have an confession to make. I have night mares where I'am being chased by Teal'cs eyebrows. Any way when I told Rose... and when she had at last stopped laughing I builled her into writing ways of killing them! Enjoy.
- Jack goes insane and burns them with a blowtorch.
- He mistakes acid for eyebrow cleaner.
- Teal'c gets blown up with a bomb and the only thing left is his eyebrows.
- They get paralysed by an angry Apophis.
- Teal'c goes for an image change.
- Teal'c gets married again and Jack shaves them off at the stag night.
- Teal'c donates them to medical science.
- A giant snake mistakes them for rats.
- They get water logged when used as an umbrella and fall off.
- They move up and down so much that he pulls a muscle.
- They decide theyv'e had enough and walk off.
- They get put in guarantine.
- They get lost through the Stargate.
- They discover a parallel universe and the Teal'c there has no eyebrows.
- After a wild night out Teal'c gets his eyebrows plucked untill there is nothing left.
- Sam rips them off in a rage.
- Daniel 'accidentally' curses them off.
- A group of angry Fanfic writers, write stories which ALL end in the death of the eyebrows.
- They drop dead from exhaustion, after being used so much.
- They have a mutiny.
- Two obssessed girls write a '21 Ways to Destroy Those Damn Eyebrows.' list. *Ahem... I wonder who that could be?*
