“Oops.”

“Oops. Oops? You blow up a planet and the best you can say is oops?”

“Sorry?”

“Daniel…”

“Well, look at it this way sir, the planet was uninhabited.”

“He blew up a planet!”

“You have stated this O’Neill.”

“Look, Jack, I said I’m sorry. I must have read the translation wrong.”

“Because we can all confuse open and destroy!”

“Do you think you could do any better?”

“There’s nothing left to translate!”

“Colonel, Daniel, I don’t think this is going to solve anything.”

“Indeed, Major Carter is correct. We have not yet figured out how to return.”

“Return where?!?! There’s nowhere left to land!”

“Sir!”

“What?”

“There’s a planet with a gate less than two hours away.”

“How could you possibly know that?”

“It says so on this chart.”

“Oh.”


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