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This Weeks Topic:A new era, and such


If anything is evident from the first day of of the 2002-2003 academic year, it was the fact that FVLA has changed quite a bit. Gone are bathroom breaks, newspapers, phone calls and any "skin" the girls of FVLA are or were going to leave exposed. In are daily "mass religion", "holding it" for a lengthy three minute passing period, academic advisory and some new paint.

In the same way the PGA is trying to "Tigerproof" some of its golf courses, The "new deal" at FVLA seems to be "al-fuvlaproofing" their new creation, and in the process, have literally turned the "school" into a prison. I am fear the day when talking, except for speaking the lords prayer, may not be far off at this rate.

This, does not mean the end of Al-Fuvla, however, this means only that having a good time during the long, long days of class will be harder than ever before, and a student must truly be creative to both learn something and have any good times in the process.

A new era of Al-Fuvla is dawning...will this play out like the y2k bug, the bark worse than the bite? Or will it be everything we fear, and worse? Only time will tell...


This Weeks Topic: State of the Fuvla Address, and such


Commander Jackowy here. I am proud to say that Al-Fuvla has firmly planted its claws in the World Wide Web, and does not plan to let go anytime soon. We have many devoted supporters, not incuding the "Army",who agree with Al-Fuvla's agenda. Moreso, their plan to bring peace into their little corner of the world. Now, the "Army", as devoted as it is, can only do so much. That, ladies, gentlemen...and teachers, is what this speech is about.

Have a photo that would look great under our beloved Pastor's? Send it to us. Have you seen something so funny it can only be described as an "act of terra?". Post in on the message board. Do you think Al-Fuvla is a waste of space and is a worse idea than a FVLA water polo team? Tell us , state your opinions, get involved. Al-Fuvla is meant to entertain, but it is also meant to be interactive. As we, deep in our hearts, are all part of Al-Fuvla. Amen.


This Weeks Topic:Fuvla Fest '02


It has been extremely evident these past few weeks that Al-Fuvla is stronger than before. Thank all of our supporters for reviving us, if you will.