We found a stormtrooper. May we blast him? How do you know he's a stormtrooper? Cause he looks like one! Bring him forward. I'm not a stromtrooper But you are dressed like one. They dressed me this. And this isn't my armor it's false. Did you dress him like this? No, no... yes a bit. He does have bad aim. He is a stormtrooper How can you tell he's a stormtrooper. He tried to shoot my house and vaporized me instead..... I got better. BLAST HIM ANYWAYS!!! There are ways to tell if he's a stormtrooper. How? Tell us! Tell me, what do you with stormtroopers? BLAST THEM! And what do you blast aside from stormtroopers? MORE STORMTROOPERS!!! TIE Fighters. Right. So why do you blast stormtroopers? Because they're made of TIE fighters? Gooood. So how can you tell he's made of TIE fighters Build a squadron out of him! Ahh, but can't you not also make squadrons with Xwings? oh yeah Tell me, do TIE fighters fall in space? No, they drift! Throw him into space! Wait, what else drifts in space? Asteriods, hyperdrives.... a Star Destoryer Exactely So if he weights the same as a Star Destroyer he's made out of TIE Fighters And therefore... A STORMTROOPER!! We shall use my larger scales [on one side the man is placed and on the other a Star Destroyer, the scale balances] A STORMTROOPER!!! BLAST HIM!!!