"I am a Jedi Knight"

"I don't remember voting for you"

"You don't vote for Jedi Knights"

"How did you become one then?"

"Yoda in the swamp. With the force gave me a powerful lightsaber saying by divine right that I should wield it. That is why I'm a Jedi"

"Listen, strange little green men, lying in swamps, distributing sabers is no basis for a system of government"

"Shut up"

"Government derives from the masses, not from some fanatical swamp ceremony"

"Be quiet"

"Look, if I went around claiming I was a Jedi, just because a little gnome lobbed a flashlight at me they'd out me away"

"Shut up!"

"Now we see the violence from inheretence in the system"

"SHUT UP!"