Actor: Michael McCafferty
Player: Open
Eberts is the subservient, bookish right-hand man of The Official. He's often on the receiving end of abuse from Hobbes and Fawkes, who treat him like an annoying kid brother. But the phrase Eberts hears most often, day in and day out, is The Official barking "Shut up, Eberts!" And like it or not, shut up he does.
Don't mistake Eberts for a mere bean-counter, though; as a computer genius and a master of the double ledger, his task is to keep The Agency's vast mountain of paperwork organized and secure, and to occasionally chastise field agents (such as, oh, for example, Fawkes and Hobbes) who waste The Agency's already meager budget by needlessly destroying property and vehicles.
