Beverly was wearing a distracting outfit, I swear!
I'm French, I can do what I want
Father told me to work in the vineyard, but NOOOO, I had to be a rebel! Damn the man!
you can take the man out of the Borg...but you just can't take the Borg out of the man...
I blame the droid
The sun was in my eyes
I failed parallel parking
I'm just the captain, I'm not supposed to know how to fly. They didn't teach me that in captain's school. They
just told me how to give orders, and look important
My lack of hair impaired my judgement.... I need a toup
Data gets the cat, #1 gets the counselor, Warf gets the dead chick on the space station...and all I get is the allusion at one time having the doctor...THE DOCTOR!!! I'll show them...I'll show them all!!!!
My X-Men failed me... FAILED ME!!!! Oh wait, I'm having that hallucination again. My crew FAILED
ME!!!
I am Jean-Luc Picard of the clan Picard...SHIT...not even one I was IN
FUCK!!!
Tribbles got in the operating system
Let's see, blame the Borg. Too obvious. Ferengi? Nah, they were gone after season 3. Vulcan? Too logical.
Romulan? Nowhere NEAR the neutral zone. Rebels in the federation? YES!
This white whale came out of no where, and then there were these three Christmas spirits and the next thing
I know, BAM
The gears stuck
I'm the captain of the most powerful starship in the federation and I can't even drive a stick...
*prancing around* I'm the captain...starship go down tha hole...
Captain's Uniform... $50, Academy Training... $20,000, Crashing a Starship that's Worth More than my
Career... Priceless.
Random Insanity
Captains log, #1 has gone insane. For some reason he's talking about a 3 hour tour, and is calling me
Skipper...
Jean-Luc, I don't know how to tell you this, but Wes is your son, and I'm suing you for child support. I
want the ship, your vineyard, and your rank as captain. With love, Beverly
Ever have one of those days where you felt like blowing up the nebula?
I am the King of the Potato People!! Where's my tin-foil crown?
Data...what are the odds of the crew finding out I'm completely insane?" "Captain, about the same now as
you realizing you left the intercom on...
The holodick is malfunctioning... wait, holoDECK... shit, I need to get laid.
The ninjas are attacking!
Just as I feared it would be...they're nerds, sir" "Are you sure, Mr Crusher?" "Yes, sir, we know our
own.
