Just Plain UglyWomen like your body. They like it to go away. Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister. You look good.. ..for roadkill! Your looks aren't half-bad they are all bad. |
ClothesYour clothes attract attention. Not to mention flies. That is a killer {clothe's name} . It kills me to look at it. Your clothes make a statement. Too bad it is, "I have no taste." That outfit is so ratty it belongs in the sewer. I had a shirt like that after the dog threw up on it. You don't need a garment bag for that outfit. You need a garbage bag. |
Nerds & BoresTalk to me. I could you the sleep. Sure I'm listening. Can't you see me yawning? You are a total zero. In fact, you may even be a negative one. Next time you go out shopping by yourself a new personality. I heard you talked to your plants and they died of boredom. It must give you a great sense of power knowing you could bore the world to death. If your personality were sn less colorful, you would be invisible. |
Low IQI'd like to pick up your brain, but I don't have tweezers that small. You look tired. Have you been thinking? Can I borrow your brain? You are obviously not using it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the world's happiest person. You'll never have a mental breakdown. No moving parts up there. Don't worry if your mind wanders. It won't get far. A word to the wise. Oh well, I geuss that leaves you out. They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low. |
BirthdaysYour teeth are like stars. They come out at night. You have a lot of funny lines. Too bad they are all on your face. Is that your cake or a three-alarm fire? Are there vultures circiling around this house? I'm ready to light your cake. Hand me the blowtorch. You don't need a plastic surgeon. You need an archeologist. I don't make fun of people your age. You might whack me with your cane! |
Parting ShotsI hate to leave, but my doctor says boredom is bad for me. Have a nice day someplace else. Leave now why I can still act like I care. Take a hike... preferably to the Bemuda Triangle. I'll miss you like I miss Poison Ivy. Let's not see each other for a while. Like, for the rest of our lives. Good-bye. We were so sorry you could come. The fun's just starting, so you must be going. |
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