Khirsah's Flames

QUESTION: "Why are there all these gay guys ing each other around Hogwarts?"-- Nori

ANSWER: "Well, Nori, it is funny that you should mention that. Why *are* all these 'gay guys' fucking-- and I do assume you mean fucking, yes?-- each other around Hogwarts? Do you know what sex is? Have you ever tried it? From *my* experience, it's quite a fun thing! I do recommend it for you. I noticed that you read a couple of my slash fics. Hmmm... closet slasher, I see. Well, it is obvious-- you seem to agree with me that they *are* gay, hmmm? 'All these gay guys...' I couldn't agree with you more!"