I was a little premature posting Top Ten List #3. Turns out they were just really busy. So, I will now express my sorry-ness. I know that's not a word. I don't care. Here they are:

10. Put some of this site there

9. Paint their houses

8. Make sure no one sends them a virus

7. Put air out in their tires

6. Go to their houses and replace the lightbulbs in their lamps

5. Keep their accounts safe

4. Make sure no wild animals are within a mile radius of their HQ.

3. Water their gardens

2. Make sure their milk is always fresh

1. Steal their wallets... because they get paid so much. I don't want them to get bad backs from carrying around those heavy wallets! I swear!

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