THE OUIJA BOARD, OUI-MEANS YES IN FRENCH, JA-YES IN GERMAN. A FUN TOY
                        FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY WITH RIGHT? WRONG!  AN OUIJA BOARD CAN PROVIDE
                        MANY HOURS OF ENJOYMENT AND IT CAN TURN INTO A NIGHTMARE IF YOU ARE
                        NOT VERY CAREFUL HOW YOU USE IT.

                   WHEN USING THE BOARD TAKE PRECAUTIONS BEFORE BEGINNING. DECIDE ON
                        WHAT KIND OF QUESTIONS YOU WANT TO ASK AND SET SOME GROUND RULES.
                        ONE VERY IMPORTANT RULE IS NEVER ASK WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO DIE, OR
                        ANYONE ELSE YOU MAY KNOW. THE ENTIIES THAT YOU SPEAK TO THROUGH
                        THIS BOARD ARE NOT ALWAYS ABLE TO GIVE ACCURATE ANSWERS. THAT'S WHY
                        WHEN USING THIS BOARD DON'T TAKE EVERYTHING IT SAYS TO BE THE TRUTH.
                        ANOTHER THING YOU DON'T DO IS CHALLENGE ANY OF THE ENTITIES YOU
                        SPEAK TO PROVE THAT THEY ARE REAL. THIS COULD LEAVE THE *DOOR* OPEN
                        FOR SOME NOT SO NICE CREATURES TO COME INTO OUR DIMENSION!

                   WHEN THE BOARD IS NOT IN USE, ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT THE POINTER AND
                        THE BOARD ARE NOT IN CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER, PUTTING THEM
                        TOGETHER IS OPENING A PORTAL FOR UNFRIENDLY ENTITIES TO COME
                        THROUGH. EVEN SEPERATING THEM WITH A TOWEL OR A PAPERTOWEL WILL
                        BE FINE.

                         Remember the idea of the board is to have fun!! Keep it lighthearted and enjoy
                        it, thats what it is for! If you find an entity that you enjoy talking to that's
                        great, just don't accept everything it tells you as the one and only truth, they
                        like to play games also!  If you get one that is not nice or threatening tell it to
                        leave and if it won't put the board away for a while and tell it you won't be
                        back! Don't challenge or threaten, just tell it to leave that you do not wish to
                        speak to it.  Accept it as a game, and sometimes as a tool, nothing more.